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Re:Your ad dippingskinny August 13 2010, 20:59:02 UTC

I see you're...looking for...an actor.

Re: Your ad infinitelyslick August 13 2010, 21:26:09 UTC

Oh my, a talking bug!

Re: Your ad dippingskinny August 13 2010, 21:33:58 UTC

Not just...a talking bug. I can do...many things. My Resume:

Delivering pizza
Delivering couches
Using phones
Putting couples in hot tubs into a state of unease

I do my own stunts...

All I ask in payment...is sugar...and wood. Preferably...oak.

Re: Your ad infinitelyslick August 13 2010, 21:52:56 UTC

Oh my! That is quite an impressive resume.

Although... [SUSPICIOUS VOICE!]

Are you an ant, by any chance?

Re: Your ad dippingskinny August 13 2010, 22:14:30 UTC

An ant? Why no...I'm not.

By any chance...would you enjoy...dipping skinny?

Re: Your ad infinitelyslick August 13 2010, 22:16:12 UTC

Oh! Very good!

Dipping skinny what?

Re: Your ad dippingskinny August 13 2010, 23:03:13 UTC

Yes, it's much better to not be...an ant...mmm. Sugar.

Dipping skinny in a... tasty looking hot tub?

Re: Your ad infinitelyslick August 13 2010, 23:19:19 UTC

How... can a hot tub look tasty?

Re: Your ad dippingskinny August 13 2010, 23:22:36 UTC

All of that...wood warmed up...slightly damp...a little chlorine for seasoning...mmm.

Re: Your ad infinitelyslick August 13 2010, 23:25:41 UTC

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Er. Do you have any references?

Re: Your ad dippingskinny August 13 2010, 23:31:04 UTC

Yes...of course...

Re: Your ad infinitelyslick August 14 2010, 00:19:39 UTC

You lied! You really are an ant! Did Loudmouth-san send you?? Or the Fake King??

Re: Your ad dippingskinny August 14 2010, 00:28:11 UTC

I'm merely...looking...for a job that will help me...buy some more wood and...sugar.

Re: Your ad infinitelyslick August 14 2010, 00:44:41 UTC

I don't think I can give the job to an ant!

... or pay!

Re: Your ad dippingskinny August 14 2010, 02:25:52 UTC

You shouldn't be...so racist against ants...

Can I...borrow...your phone? My car broke down, and seeing as...it's only you and me...

Re: Your ad infinitelyslick August 14 2010, 02:36:30 UTC

[Pesche might need an adult...]

I'm not racist against them! I just don't like them. I get confused for an ant very often, you see, and a lot of people use it as an insult and I don't have a phone.

How can you drive a car? You're an ant!

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