i am a bad, bad, BAD tomato
slashfest, for whom (which?) I have written two fics to few comments, is now in it's phase of accepting new requests. Any one person can submit up to three requests that then someone else might take and write.
I'm tempted, OH so sorely sorely tempted to suggest things like:
Stargate: Atlantis - McKay/Sheppard - John is the Worst! Lover! Ever! After he chases Rodney for weeks and finally gets him into bed, the sex is just horrible. John blames it all on Rodney, and then to make matters worse, promptly dumps him for the first bimbo (or himbo) that comes along. Please include as many bad-sex disasters (ie. flying condoms, insufficient lubrication, drooling kisses, hits into delicate areas, etc.) as you can without going completely overboard.
or
Stargate: Atlantis - Ronon/Radek - Ronon has a very, very small dick and is completely *horrified* by how huge all the Lantean men are. Radek, king of the giant penises, tries to teach Ronon that size doesn't matter, until it does.
While babbling with triple7lies I thought I should also do some more unique/uncommon fandom, like,maybe, Space:1999. She suggested MST3K, to which I responded, "Joel/Crow"?
HELP!!!
I'm tempted, OH so sorely sorely tempted to suggest things like:
Stargate: Atlantis - McKay/Sheppard - John is the Worst! Lover! Ever! After he chases Rodney for weeks and finally gets him into bed, the sex is just horrible. John blames it all on Rodney, and then to make matters worse, promptly dumps him for the first bimbo (or himbo) that comes along. Please include as many bad-sex disasters (ie. flying condoms, insufficient lubrication, drooling kisses, hits into delicate areas, etc.) as you can without going completely overboard.
or
Stargate: Atlantis - Ronon/Radek - Ronon has a very, very small dick and is completely *horrified* by how huge all the Lantean men are. Radek, king of the giant penises, tries to teach Ronon that size doesn't matter, until it does.
While babbling with triple7lies I thought I should also do some more unique/uncommon fandom, like,maybe, Space:1999. She suggested MST3K, to which I responded, "Joel/Crow"?
HELP!!!