Dear diary, mood: melancholy.

Jun 19, 2006 00:44

Blech. I just spent the last few hours stewing. Not the kind of stewing where you put meat and vegetables in the broth and cook for a long time in a big pot. The kind of stewing where your emotions are in a pot and they're fermenting ( Read more... )

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mcsimpson June 19 2006, 20:41:58 UTC
Dude. If you need anything? Anything at all? Just call. I'll do what I can.

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infinidox June 19 2006, 21:18:00 UTC
Want to go not-jumping at a concert? That'd be rad, in a spiralling downward into a dark abyss sort of way.

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mcsimpson June 19 2006, 21:51:49 UTC
We could make out while we're there. I mean,it's the 2000s. 2 guys, or 4 guys, can totally make out without being gay.

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jfpoole June 20 2006, 22:32:01 UTC
What I wanted in the 21st century? Flying cars.

What I got in the 21st century? Straight men making out with one another.

I am disappointed.

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mcsimpson June 20 2006, 23:02:08 UTC
I was promised a jet pack but all I got was a guy wanting to stick his tongue down my throat.

I am disappointed, also.

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infinidox June 21 2006, 01:06:29 UTC
I got high speed internet and amateur porn. I don't know what the fuck you guys are complaining about, but I'm pretty happy.

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mcsimpson June 21 2006, 01:32:23 UTC
I'll be happy when i can watch porn on high speed internet while cruising a few thousand feet up with my jet pack.

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infinidox June 21 2006, 01:40:19 UTC
Well, let me know when that day comes so I can buy an umbrella.

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psycho_physics June 22 2006, 19:31:37 UTC
Ah. See, that is where you lack experience.... a boy sticking his tongue down your throat is MUCH better than jet packs or flying cars, or maybe both combined!

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mcsimpson June 22 2006, 19:58:39 UTC
See, a person with a penis? Contrary to popular belief really doesn't do it for me.

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