Time for a career change. I don't care who knows it!
I don't know if this music producer, live PA guy, graphic manipulator, electronics technician, composer, network administrator guy thing is working for me. I never chose this whole "mad scientist" lifestyle anyway. Do you want to know what I really wanted to do? I wanted to be a LUMBERJACK! Leaping from the tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. 
The giant redwood; the larch; the fir; the mighty scots pine! The lofty flowering cherry; the plucky little spsen! The limping roo tree of Nigeria; the towering wattle of Aldershot! The maidenhead weeping water plant! The naughty Leicestershire flashing oak! The flatulent elm of West Ruislip! The quercus maximus Bamber Gascoignii! The epigillus! The barter Hughius Greenus! With my best buddy by my side We'd sing... sing... sing...
The giant redwood; the larch; the fir; the mighty scots pine! The lofty flowering cherry; the plucky little spsen! The limping roo tree of Nigeria; the towering wattle of Aldershot! The maidenhead weeping water plant! The naughty Leicestershire flashing oak! The flatulent elm of West Ruislip! The quercus maximus Bamber Gascoignii! The epigillus! The barter Hughius Greenus! With my best buddy by my side We'd sing... sing... sing...