Jack White is a Ho
It amazes me how Katherine and I function in normal society. Our conversation before going to the gym went a little something like this:
Me: I made a White Stripes workout mix! Do you still want to talk while we workout?
Kate: well considering I have no access to music at the moment I want to talk with you!
Me: too bad. me and jack white have a date.
Kate: I'll break your ears
Me: I'll make Jack attack.
Kate: He can't because he's not physically here. He only lives in your iPod.
Me: *pause* You just smashed my dreams into teeny tiny pieces
Kate: I'm sorry. I guess there's a chance he could walk into the gym while we're there and punch me.
Me: I'll be looking forward to it.
5 minutes later...
Me: but then I would feel bad so I would face to punch him in the face.
Kate: Oh how conflcted your love is!
Me: You know how it is, bros before hos.
p.s. I can't help it. I love the movie Disturbia.
Me: I made a White Stripes workout mix! Do you still want to talk while we workout?
Kate: well considering I have no access to music at the moment I want to talk with you!
Me: too bad. me and jack white have a date.
Kate: I'll break your ears
Me: I'll make Jack attack.
Kate: He can't because he's not physically here. He only lives in your iPod.
Me: *pause* You just smashed my dreams into teeny tiny pieces
Kate: I'm sorry. I guess there's a chance he could walk into the gym while we're there and punch me.
Me: I'll be looking forward to it.
5 minutes later...
Me: but then I would feel bad so I would face to punch him in the face.
Kate: Oh how conflcted your love is!
Me: You know how it is, bros before hos.
p.s. I can't help it. I love the movie Disturbia.