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Directions: Write down twelve of your favorite characters. Number the list. Then click the cut for some very random questions. (Don't look at the questions before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil it.)
1. Waka (Okami)
2. V (V for Vendetta)
3. Vivi Ornither (Final Fantasy IX)
4. Rorschach (Watchmen)
5. Haruko Haruhara (FLCL)
6. Marvin (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
7. Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)
8. Wall-E (Wall-E)
9. Mikaela Banes (Transformers)
10. Dwayne Hoover (Little Miss Sunshin)
11. Frank Fontaine (Bioshock)
12. Natalya Simonova (Goldeneye
1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? (Marvin/Fontaine)
I don't think it exists, and I don't think I'd read it. Fontaine would just be a juiced up Adam junky and Marvin just wouldn't be into it because he's too depressed.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Rorschach)
With mask on... dayamn. But without it.... no
3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Natalya/ Wall-E)
It would be really confusing. Natalya is a woman and Wall-E is a robot.
4. Can you rec any fics about 9? (Mikaela)
Umm.... rec?
5. Would 2/6 make a good couple? (V/Marvin)
Neither would make a good couple with anyone.
6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why? (Haruko/Mikaela or Haruko/Dwayne)
Haruko and Mikaela would be HAWT! Haruko and Dwayne... I don't think it would happen.
7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? (Barney Stinson, V and Natalya)
Barney would use his charm to steal Natalya from V. V would then kill Barney.
8. Make up a summary for a 3/9 fic. (Vivi/Mikaela)
Hahaha Vivi would put on his robe and wizard's hat then cast level 3 eroticism, but it wont work on Mikaela. She's already too hot. He then casts level 8 penis of the infinity, followed by mighty of the beyondness. Mikaela gets bored and starts to leave, but Vivi cuts her off with a level 1000000 lightning and kills her because she's only a level 2 mechanic.
9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? (Waka/Wall-E)
No. Wall-E couldn't get a word in edgewise because of Waka's incessant talking. They might start dancing at some point, though
10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. (Barney/Natalya)
How do you say "LEGENDARY" in Russian?
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? (Rorschach/Waka)
I don't think it could happen. Rorschach is too conservative.
12. Does anyone on your flist read 7 slash? (Barney)
Nah. There needs to be slash of Barney.
13. Does anyone on your flist read 3 het? (Vivi)
I would not be surprised.
14. Does anyone in your flist write/draw 11? (Fontaine)
How would one do that!?
15. Would anyone on your flist write 2/4/5? (V/Rorschach/Haruko)
Oh sweet jesus. I don't think the universe could handle that
16. What might 10 scream at the moment of passion? (Dwayne)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
17. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, which song would you choose? (Wall-E)
Any song from Hello, Dolly. :D
18. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? (Waka/Marvin/Natalya)
Marvin might get a little annoying.
19. What might be a good pick up line for 2 to use on 10? (V/Dwayne)
He would just have to save his life from Fingermen.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Haruko)
I don't read them.
21. What is 6 super sekrit kink? (Marvin)
... he's a fucking robot.
22. Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? (Fontaine/Mikaela)
Please, who wouldn't?
23. If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? (Vivi/Barney)
Does Vivi even have.... parts?
24. How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? (Wall-E/Barney)
I'd feel like I was in some crazy dream.
25. 1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
Waka and Mikaela are in a happy relationship until Mikaela runs off with Rorschach. Waka, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Fontaine and a brief, unhappy affair with Natalya (Waka is clearly crazy), then follows the advice of Haruko and finds true love with Vivi.
Frankly, Mikaela should have stayed with Waka. Even if she hadn't, Waka should have stayed with Natalya. Vivi isn't the loving type and Haruko isn't someone you want to get advice from.
I don't read fanfictions at all... but I found some of these a little funny. I had a good time with 8 and 16. hehe
1. Waka (Okami)
2. V (V for Vendetta)
3. Vivi Ornither (Final Fantasy IX)
4. Rorschach (Watchmen)
5. Haruko Haruhara (FLCL)
6. Marvin (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
7. Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)
8. Wall-E (Wall-E)
9. Mikaela Banes (Transformers)
10. Dwayne Hoover (Little Miss Sunshin)
11. Frank Fontaine (Bioshock)
12. Natalya Simonova (Goldeneye
1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? (Marvin/Fontaine)
I don't think it exists, and I don't think I'd read it. Fontaine would just be a juiced up Adam junky and Marvin just wouldn't be into it because he's too depressed.
2. Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? (Rorschach)
With mask on... dayamn. But without it.... no
3. What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? (Natalya/ Wall-E)
It would be really confusing. Natalya is a woman and Wall-E is a robot.
4. Can you rec any fics about 9? (Mikaela)
Umm.... rec?
5. Would 2/6 make a good couple? (V/Marvin)
Neither would make a good couple with anyone.
6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why? (Haruko/Mikaela or Haruko/Dwayne)
Haruko and Mikaela would be HAWT! Haruko and Dwayne... I don't think it would happen.
7. What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? (Barney Stinson, V and Natalya)
Barney would use his charm to steal Natalya from V. V would then kill Barney.
8. Make up a summary for a 3/9 fic. (Vivi/Mikaela)
Hahaha Vivi would put on his robe and wizard's hat then cast level 3 eroticism, but it wont work on Mikaela. She's already too hot. He then casts level 8 penis of the infinity, followed by mighty of the beyondness. Mikaela gets bored and starts to leave, but Vivi cuts her off with a level 1000000 lightning and kills her because she's only a level 2 mechanic.
9. Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? (Waka/Wall-E)
No. Wall-E couldn't get a word in edgewise because of Waka's incessant talking. They might start dancing at some point, though
10. Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic. (Barney/Natalya)
How do you say "LEGENDARY" in Russian?
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? (Rorschach/Waka)
I don't think it could happen. Rorschach is too conservative.
12. Does anyone on your flist read 7 slash? (Barney)
Nah. There needs to be slash of Barney.
13. Does anyone on your flist read 3 het? (Vivi)
I would not be surprised.
14. Does anyone in your flist write/draw 11? (Fontaine)
How would one do that!?
15. Would anyone on your flist write 2/4/5? (V/Rorschach/Haruko)
Oh sweet jesus. I don't think the universe could handle that
16. What might 10 scream at the moment of passion? (Dwayne)
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
17. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, which song would you choose? (Wall-E)
Any song from Hello, Dolly. :D
18. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warnings be? (Waka/Marvin/Natalya)
Marvin might get a little annoying.
19. What might be a good pick up line for 2 to use on 10? (V/Dwayne)
He would just have to save his life from Fingermen.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about 5? (Haruko)
I don't read them.
21. What is 6 super sekrit kink? (Marvin)
... he's a fucking robot.
22. Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? (Fontaine/Mikaela)
Please, who wouldn't?
23. If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? (Vivi/Barney)
Does Vivi even have.... parts?
24. How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? (Wall-E/Barney)
I'd feel like I was in some crazy dream.
25. 1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
Waka and Mikaela are in a happy relationship until Mikaela runs off with Rorschach. Waka, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Fontaine and a brief, unhappy affair with Natalya (Waka is clearly crazy), then follows the advice of Haruko and finds true love with Vivi.
Frankly, Mikaela should have stayed with Waka. Even if she hadn't, Waka should have stayed with Natalya. Vivi isn't the loving type and Haruko isn't someone you want to get advice from.
I don't read fanfictions at all... but I found some of these a little funny. I had a good time with 8 and 16. hehe