Oh Fuck, YES!!!
BEST
CONVERSATION
EVER
oh damanda (10:56:09 AM): roman.
Angry Wetback (10:59:38 AM): amanda
Angry Wetback (11:03:15 AM): whatsup?
oh damanda (11:08:15 AM): craigslisting. you know.
oh damanda (11:08:23 AM): I have the vomits today.
Angry Wetback (11:09:00 AM): i'm posting on craigslist
Angry Wetback (11:09:05 AM): and i have the vomits today too
Angry Wetback (11:09:10 AM): appendicitis coming on
oh damanda (11:09:50 AM): I think I caught the food poisoning.
Angry Wetback (11:10:02 AM): no bueno
Angry Wetback (11:10:06 AM): i want pain pillses
Angry Wetback (11:10:19 AM): gotta wait til after work though, otherwise i can't drive home
oh damanda (11:10:42 AM): I have some. they dentist ripped a tooth ou of my head.,
oh damanda (11:10:49 AM): my head of teeth.
Angry Wetback (11:11:34 AM): ouch!!!
Angry Wetback (11:12:01 AM): how long ago?
oh damanda (11:12:13 AM): haha like two weeks ago.
Angry Wetback (11:12:20 AM): dayumm girll
oh damanda (11:12:29 AM): i know right.
oh damanda (11:12:42 AM): I totally wanted to keep that one.
Angry Wetback (11:13:09 AM): i'd like to keep all of them if possible
Angry Wetback (11:13:15 AM): all of your teeth i mean
Angry Wetback (11:13:18 AM): give them to me
oh damanda (11:14:19 AM): hahaha I just spit orange
oh damanda (11:14:30 AM): like I was eating an orange.
oh damanda (11:15:15 AM): youre funny.
Angry Wetback (11:15:49 AM): lol nice
Angry Wetback (11:16:04 AM): so do you has a new gf yet?
oh damanda (11:16:28 AM): i can has cheezburger?
Angry Wetback (11:18:11 AM): O HAI THAR!!! CHEEZ-LADY STRIKES AGIN LOLOL
Angry Wetback (11:21:19 AM): so what are you doin this weekend? anything big?
oh damanda (11:21:38 AM): haha cheeeez lady
oh damanda (11:21:43 AM): puking.
Angry Wetback (11:22:12 AM): cheeez lady is kate
Angry Wetback (11:22:30 AM): if she was like a superhero or something
Angry Wetback (11:22:58 AM): she would shoot beams of cheez from her eyes
Angry Wetback (11:23:18 AM): and cheddar webs would shoot out of her hands, like a cheezy spiderman
Angry Wetback (11:24:01 AM): and the only way she could be recognized as cheezlady is when she takes her glasses off
oh damanda (11:24:58 AM): hahahahaha fuckkkkkkk youre totally right
oh damanda (11:25:06 AM): im freaking out
oh damanda (11:25:31 AM): from her eyes freaks me out.
oh damanda (11:25:35 AM): it freaks me out bad
Angry Wetback (11:25:39 AM): lol
Angry Wetback (11:25:46 AM): that's why she has to take her glasses off
Angry Wetback (11:25:51 AM): otherwise she might go blind
oh damanda (11:26:40 AM): hahaha im fucking dying
oh damanda (11:27:24 AM): i am keeping this conversation. for the lonely nights with my cats.
Angry Wetback (11:27:29 AM): lol
Angry Wetback (11:27:41 AM): i could just see the villain being all like, knowing her secret identity
oh damanda (11:27:41 AM): and the lonely night tonight with my vomit.
Angry Wetback (11:27:46 AM): he'd be this rich lex luthor type
Angry Wetback (11:28:01 AM): and he'd be all like "I'd love to HAVE you... for DINNER!!!!"
Angry Wetback (11:29:08 AM): and the classic one-liners being something like "QUIT WINE-ING, CHEEZ LADY!!!" or "THIS IS JUST NACHO DAY"
oh damanda (11:29:49 AM): hahaha thats nacho cheez
oh damanda (11:30:03 AM): I feel like this is real.
oh damanda (11:30:12 AM): like its really happening. right now.
oh damanda (11:30:16 AM): in the deli.
Angry Wetback (11:30:19 AM): lol
Angry Wetback (11:30:20 AM): yes
oh damanda (11:30:21 AM): at albertsons.
oh damanda (11:30:27 AM): hair net and all.
Angry Wetback (11:30:57 AM): her tits are really just a suit to cover up her pac-man shaped superhero emblem on her chest
Angry Wetback (11:32:06 AM): oh god, i am so making a comic strip out of this
Angry Wetback (11:32:08 AM): it's just too good
oh damanda (11:32:17 AM): yeah!
oh damanda (11:32:38 AM): and she fucking fights daytime crime
oh damanda (11:33:00 AM): I love it. do it.
Angry Wetback (11:33:44 AM): her arch-nemesis is the infamous Soy Bomber
oh damanda (11:34:11 AM): hahahaha
Angry Wetback (11:34:12 AM): spreading sickness through the evils of non-dairy product on our grocery shelves
oh damanda (11:35:06 AM): oh i hate him already.
Angry Wetback (11:35:38 AM): wow, this world is like
Angry Wetback (11:35:42 AM): believable
oh damanda (11:36:07 AM): make this happen.
Angry Wetback (11:36:14 AM): i SO am
oh damanda (11:36:17 AM): I have to shower.
Angry Wetback (11:36:22 AM): i'm gonna save this conversation so I remember
oh damanda (11:36:29 AM): I am also.
Angry Wetback (11:36:33 AM): ok smelly
oh damanda (11:36:37 AM): but thats just because.
oh damanda (11:36:41 AM): its true.
Angry Wetback (11:36:43 AM): talk to me again when you're done
Angry Wetback (11:36:45 AM): lol
oh damanda (11:36:49 AM): I smell. real bad.
Angry Wetback (11:36:55 AM): me too
Angry Wetback (11:37:03 AM): i've been moving, and just found my shower stuff this morning
oh damanda (11:37:14 AM): after how long
Angry Wetback (11:37:29 AM): like 4 days
oh damanda (11:37:42 AM): you smell. like big foots dick.
Angry Wetback (11:37:57 AM): you smell like jenna jameson's twat
oh damanda (11:38:28 AM): siiiiiiick.
oh damanda (11:38:42 AM): that busted up twat.
Angry Wetback (11:38:56 AM): yeah, I bet she's been banged with lawn gnomes before
Angry Wetback (11:39:01 AM): and if she hasn't, someone should do it
oh damanda (11:39:36 AM): like you.
oh damanda (11:40:04 AM): that totally hurt my vagine.
Angry Wetback (11:40:16 AM): lol
oh damanda (11:40:17 AM): to hear.
Angry Wetback (11:40:27 AM): TRAVELOCITY
oh damanda (11:41:06 AM): hahahaha
oh damanda (11:41:12 AM): its never going to be the same
oh damanda (11:41:17 AM): i need to go.
Angry Wetback (11:41:18 AM): http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c154/gar617/gnome_250x220.gif
Angry Wetback (11:41:22 AM): lol k
oh damanda (11:41:37 AM): hahahaha
oh damanda (11:41:45 AM): god
oh damanda (11:41:46 AM): !
oh damanda (11:41:48 AM): man!
oh damanda (11:41:51 AM): ok bye
Angry Wetback (11:42:18 AM): laters :-D
Angry Wetback (11:42:23 AM): and, you're welcome
CONVERSATION
EVER
oh damanda (10:56:09 AM): roman.
Angry Wetback (10:59:38 AM): amanda
Angry Wetback (11:03:15 AM): whatsup?
oh damanda (11:08:15 AM): craigslisting. you know.
oh damanda (11:08:23 AM): I have the vomits today.
Angry Wetback (11:09:00 AM): i'm posting on craigslist
Angry Wetback (11:09:05 AM): and i have the vomits today too
Angry Wetback (11:09:10 AM): appendicitis coming on
oh damanda (11:09:50 AM): I think I caught the food poisoning.
Angry Wetback (11:10:02 AM): no bueno
Angry Wetback (11:10:06 AM): i want pain pillses
Angry Wetback (11:10:19 AM): gotta wait til after work though, otherwise i can't drive home
oh damanda (11:10:42 AM): I have some. they dentist ripped a tooth ou of my head.,
oh damanda (11:10:49 AM): my head of teeth.
Angry Wetback (11:11:34 AM): ouch!!!
Angry Wetback (11:12:01 AM): how long ago?
oh damanda (11:12:13 AM): haha like two weeks ago.
Angry Wetback (11:12:20 AM): dayumm girll
oh damanda (11:12:29 AM): i know right.
oh damanda (11:12:42 AM): I totally wanted to keep that one.
Angry Wetback (11:13:09 AM): i'd like to keep all of them if possible
Angry Wetback (11:13:15 AM): all of your teeth i mean
Angry Wetback (11:13:18 AM): give them to me
oh damanda (11:14:19 AM): hahaha I just spit orange
oh damanda (11:14:30 AM): like I was eating an orange.
oh damanda (11:15:15 AM): youre funny.
Angry Wetback (11:15:49 AM): lol nice
Angry Wetback (11:16:04 AM): so do you has a new gf yet?
oh damanda (11:16:28 AM): i can has cheezburger?
Angry Wetback (11:18:11 AM): O HAI THAR!!! CHEEZ-LADY STRIKES AGIN LOLOL
Angry Wetback (11:21:19 AM): so what are you doin this weekend? anything big?
oh damanda (11:21:38 AM): haha cheeeez lady
oh damanda (11:21:43 AM): puking.
Angry Wetback (11:22:12 AM): cheeez lady is kate
Angry Wetback (11:22:30 AM): if she was like a superhero or something
Angry Wetback (11:22:58 AM): she would shoot beams of cheez from her eyes
Angry Wetback (11:23:18 AM): and cheddar webs would shoot out of her hands, like a cheezy spiderman
Angry Wetback (11:24:01 AM): and the only way she could be recognized as cheezlady is when she takes her glasses off
oh damanda (11:24:58 AM): hahahahaha fuckkkkkkk youre totally right
oh damanda (11:25:06 AM): im freaking out
oh damanda (11:25:31 AM): from her eyes freaks me out.
oh damanda (11:25:35 AM): it freaks me out bad
Angry Wetback (11:25:39 AM): lol
Angry Wetback (11:25:46 AM): that's why she has to take her glasses off
Angry Wetback (11:25:51 AM): otherwise she might go blind
oh damanda (11:26:40 AM): hahaha im fucking dying
oh damanda (11:27:24 AM): i am keeping this conversation. for the lonely nights with my cats.
Angry Wetback (11:27:29 AM): lol
Angry Wetback (11:27:41 AM): i could just see the villain being all like, knowing her secret identity
oh damanda (11:27:41 AM): and the lonely night tonight with my vomit.
Angry Wetback (11:27:46 AM): he'd be this rich lex luthor type
Angry Wetback (11:28:01 AM): and he'd be all like "I'd love to HAVE you... for DINNER!!!!"
Angry Wetback (11:29:08 AM): and the classic one-liners being something like "QUIT WINE-ING, CHEEZ LADY!!!" or "THIS IS JUST NACHO DAY"
oh damanda (11:29:49 AM): hahaha thats nacho cheez
oh damanda (11:30:03 AM): I feel like this is real.
oh damanda (11:30:12 AM): like its really happening. right now.
oh damanda (11:30:16 AM): in the deli.
Angry Wetback (11:30:19 AM): lol
Angry Wetback (11:30:20 AM): yes
oh damanda (11:30:21 AM): at albertsons.
oh damanda (11:30:27 AM): hair net and all.
Angry Wetback (11:30:57 AM): her tits are really just a suit to cover up her pac-man shaped superhero emblem on her chest
Angry Wetback (11:32:06 AM): oh god, i am so making a comic strip out of this
Angry Wetback (11:32:08 AM): it's just too good
oh damanda (11:32:17 AM): yeah!
oh damanda (11:32:38 AM): and she fucking fights daytime crime
oh damanda (11:33:00 AM): I love it. do it.
Angry Wetback (11:33:44 AM): her arch-nemesis is the infamous Soy Bomber
oh damanda (11:34:11 AM): hahahaha
Angry Wetback (11:34:12 AM): spreading sickness through the evils of non-dairy product on our grocery shelves
oh damanda (11:35:06 AM): oh i hate him already.
Angry Wetback (11:35:38 AM): wow, this world is like
Angry Wetback (11:35:42 AM): believable
oh damanda (11:36:07 AM): make this happen.
Angry Wetback (11:36:14 AM): i SO am
oh damanda (11:36:17 AM): I have to shower.
Angry Wetback (11:36:22 AM): i'm gonna save this conversation so I remember
oh damanda (11:36:29 AM): I am also.
Angry Wetback (11:36:33 AM): ok smelly
oh damanda (11:36:37 AM): but thats just because.
oh damanda (11:36:41 AM): its true.
Angry Wetback (11:36:43 AM): talk to me again when you're done
Angry Wetback (11:36:45 AM): lol
oh damanda (11:36:49 AM): I smell. real bad.
Angry Wetback (11:36:55 AM): me too
Angry Wetback (11:37:03 AM): i've been moving, and just found my shower stuff this morning
oh damanda (11:37:14 AM): after how long
Angry Wetback (11:37:29 AM): like 4 days
oh damanda (11:37:42 AM): you smell. like big foots dick.
Angry Wetback (11:37:57 AM): you smell like jenna jameson's twat
oh damanda (11:38:28 AM): siiiiiiick.
oh damanda (11:38:42 AM): that busted up twat.
Angry Wetback (11:38:56 AM): yeah, I bet she's been banged with lawn gnomes before
Angry Wetback (11:39:01 AM): and if she hasn't, someone should do it
oh damanda (11:39:36 AM): like you.
oh damanda (11:40:04 AM): that totally hurt my vagine.
Angry Wetback (11:40:16 AM): lol
oh damanda (11:40:17 AM): to hear.
Angry Wetback (11:40:27 AM): TRAVELOCITY
oh damanda (11:41:06 AM): hahahaha
oh damanda (11:41:12 AM): its never going to be the same
oh damanda (11:41:17 AM): i need to go.
Angry Wetback (11:41:18 AM): http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c154/gar617/gnome_250x220.gif
Angry Wetback (11:41:22 AM): lol k
oh damanda (11:41:37 AM): hahahaha
oh damanda (11:41:45 AM): god
oh damanda (11:41:46 AM): !
oh damanda (11:41:48 AM): man!
oh damanda (11:41:51 AM): ok bye
Angry Wetback (11:42:18 AM): laters :-D
Angry Wetback (11:42:23 AM): and, you're welcome