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[inferior_lady]

[All's nice and quiet on Nelson Street. That is, until an ear-piercing shriek suddenly comes from the Shidou house. Said shriek can also be heard over the phones, as it's owner had knocked the phone off it's cradle during their panic.]

W-W-Wh-What... What the... this....

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?

This is all just a bad dream isn't it? It has to be

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[eminent_lady]

Shizu! Stop messing with whatever you're doing and get in my room! I need help with something.

[inferior_lady]

No way! I'm not coming out of my room until this horrible nightmare is over!

[eminent_lady]

Jesus Christ! Urf--Damn it, Shizu! Get out here! Do you have any idea how hard it is to put on a corset by yourself? I need help!

[inferior_lady]

Too bad! There's no way I'm leaving this room.

[eminent_lady]

THEN I'M COMING IN THERE.

[And he's in there, half dressed with a corset hanging off his torso.]

[inferior_lady]

No, wait! Don--

[And Shizu dives for her bed as the door opens, quickly wrapping the sheet around herself.] G-Get out!

[eminent_lady]

What is wrong with you? Are you suddenly embarrassed having your twin brother see you half way dressed? Christ. You're acting like this is the first time.

Look, just help me get this on and I'll get going.

[inferior_lady]

Can't you just... get one of the drones to do it or something? Tell 'em it's for some drama thing at school.

[eminent_lady]

Guys in drama are usually freaking fruity, sure, but they're not going to buy that!

...

Shizu, seriously. What is going on?

[inferior_lady]

Sure they will. Those drones really aren't that bright.

[Avoiding the question? Shizu? Ha!]

[eminent_lady]

[Mariya just walks his way right over there and

tears that sheet off.]

[inferior_lady]

[HELL NO HE'S NOT, 'CAUSE SHIZU'S PUTTING UP A FIGHT. A fight that she'll lose, but still, she tried!

After pulling the sheet off, Maria might notice that Shizu's only half-dressed, in a pair of pants and an unbuttoned shirt.

He also might notice that Shizu's chest is completely flat. And not in the "her boobs are so small she might as well be flat" way.]

Oh god, get out! Now!

[eminent_lady]

What happened to your tits.

[inferior_lady]

I-I don't know! I just... I was putting on my clothes and it suddenly happened!

[CUE SOB.]

A-And that's not all....

[eminent_lady]

What.

[inferior_lady]

You heard me.