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[inferior_lady]

My, my...

['Rindou' is once again wandering the halls, though his attention is on a deck of cards in his hands. He's shuffling through them, curiously examining each one.]This does seem interesting. Things like this were never allowed at my school, but I seem to recall several of the more... delinquent boys talking about a game similar to this. I

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[lifesmegassweet]

Wanna try dueling me, then? Mind, I don't really get how it works either! Hahahaha!

[inferior_lady]

Yes, I'd like that, miss. I probably won't be able to put up much of a fight, but I'm sure it'll still be fun!

[lifesmegassweet]

Okey dokey! Let's do it!

I summon "WTF Darth Vader!"

And she summons... Darth Vader. Wait, what makes him so WTF? Besides summoning Darth Vader in a Yugioh game, anyway... She does add an extra card face down though...

1/2

[inferior_lady]

W-What the....

2/2 I'm totally not basing this on my old deck what are you talking about :V

[inferior_lady]

[Okay, recovering.]

First, I'll place a card face down. Next, I'll play Raigeki!

[Out of nowhere... a bolt of lightning hits Vader! OHKO!]

And after that, I summon, um... Familiar Possessed Wynn to attack your life points directly!

[Hope you don't mind the killer wind there, Tsuruya.]

I don't even know what the rules are! :V

[lifesmegassweet]

Ha! You just triggered my trap! Ahahahahaha!

She flips the card. The card literally is called, "Wait, That's Not How The Movie Went."

Darth Vader turns into a giant scorpion.

Who promptly moves to attack Wynn. With the POISON sting.

...yeah, Namco Star Wars doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense.

TAKE THAT!

... I don't know if I should feel even nerdier for that D:

[inferior_lady]

[OH GOD THAT SCORPION IS ATTACKING A LITTLE GIRL WHAT THE HELL.]

I-I-I activate my own trap card! Trap Jammer!

[And the scorpion disappears! And Wynn is free to continue her attack!]

...oh god random number generator why you do this to me

[lifesmegassweet]

Aw, nuts! *life points down! Also, a Marilyn Monroe moment for Tsuruya. Wiiind.*

Lessee...

One trap card face down, annnd....

I play "Speedy Dinosaur in Suspiciously Familiar Setting!"

That T-rex sure is speedy! And past the Engrishy effect text, that world kind of looks like a certain blue hedgehog's world.

Bust through!

The goddamn dinosaur even BUZZ JUMPS like Sonic does. What is this I don't even... geez, just put that one out of its misery already.

((ooc: This is what I get for including pirate games in my selection. What.))