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So instead of sleeping for my 8 o clock class, or studying for my 8 o clock test, i'm here.
There was a Halo tournament this past weekend. Turn out wasn't that high, mainly because kids were afraid that there would be skilled players. No one on my floor went. Instead, they sent me as their champion, to do battle in the same of 2nd floor. You know, "Second to none!" as our RA's slogan is. Anyway, I wom as many of you most likely surmised. You know what my prize was, for $5? Four fucking free strings of bowling. Here, let me read to you what the cards say. "Not valid Friday after 6pm, or saturday." And it doesn't pay for the shoes. Size 16 shoes don't rent themselves. I complained about it, and they gave me a fucking box of chocolate bars. Assholes.
I've also been listening to people's concerns about the war. I realize our military recruiting is down, and many people are afraid of the draft. Now bear with me here, since this will make more sense later, but I also realize that both Canada and Mexico are a bunch of free loaders. The Mexicans try to work, they really do, but we all know how that's turning out. Canada though? They got nothing.
So here's my plan. We draft Canadians and American women. What the hell else does Canada do? Nothing. So we draft them. Our military protects them, so they can have their socialist society, so we'll draft them instead. And also American women. The men will assume positions of power, and we'll run things. And that's where the Mexicans come in. They can do all of our menial labor! I mean, sure, i'm sure they can do other shit too, but whatever. That way the women don't have to do all of the manufacturing jobs like in WWII. Instead they'll be off fighting the good fight while the men fix things back at the home(front), just like they've always wanted.
There was a Halo tournament this past weekend. Turn out wasn't that high, mainly because kids were afraid that there would be skilled players. No one on my floor went. Instead, they sent me as their champion, to do battle in the same of 2nd floor. You know, "Second to none!" as our RA's slogan is. Anyway, I wom as many of you most likely surmised. You know what my prize was, for $5? Four fucking free strings of bowling. Here, let me read to you what the cards say. "Not valid Friday after 6pm, or saturday." And it doesn't pay for the shoes. Size 16 shoes don't rent themselves. I complained about it, and they gave me a fucking box of chocolate bars. Assholes.
I've also been listening to people's concerns about the war. I realize our military recruiting is down, and many people are afraid of the draft. Now bear with me here, since this will make more sense later, but I also realize that both Canada and Mexico are a bunch of free loaders. The Mexicans try to work, they really do, but we all know how that's turning out. Canada though? They got nothing.
So here's my plan. We draft Canadians and American women. What the hell else does Canada do? Nothing. So we draft them. Our military protects them, so they can have their socialist society, so we'll draft them instead. And also American women. The men will assume positions of power, and we'll run things. And that's where the Mexicans come in. They can do all of our menial labor! I mean, sure, i'm sure they can do other shit too, but whatever. That way the women don't have to do all of the manufacturing jobs like in WWII. Instead they'll be off fighting the good fight while the men fix things back at the home(front), just like they've always wanted.