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Do you know what the single greatest holiday is? Well, let me tell you.
Valentine's day.
Or "Single's awareness day," as some people like to call it. This is the day where I bring to the attention of people who are single, that they are in fact single.
"No, Jenna, it's only single awareness day for you because you steal men's clothing, and also because you maybe had one too many rollitos last night."
I mean, this day is a veritable goldmine. "What do you mean, he got you three roses? You know what the actual psychological reasoning is behind three roses, right? It means that subconsiously he wants to cheat on you. Oh! Also, he doesn't want to spend any more than 5 or 10 bucks on you, and I mean..who can blame him?"
However, I did partake in my own authetnic valentine's day celebrations. I made a card for one of my friends Stephanie, and her two roommates. It was one of those oldschool ninja turtle cards, that said "You're mondo to the max." I gave them all the same card, and made sure to let them know that the cards they each recieved was in no way different from one another, because I cared so much. I also gave Stephanie one of those heart shaped boxes filled with candies, that my roommate's fiance got me. It was empty, of course. I really can't think of anything that would make the way I celibrate Valentine's day any more cool and fufilling.
It's wonderful, this holiday has taken a completely new direction, and I have to say, i'm pleased with it. Also! Apparently I have a gamer chick coming to visit me this wednesday. My roommate and I are at code red, for this one. We're hiding mace and knives throughout our room, because we don't trust this shit at all. We actually think, and Casey concurs, that it's some sort of trick the girls are playing on me, to get revenge. She has an actual cardboard cutout of Masterchief, and knew that ODST were the Hell Jumpers. She also drinks beer with her breasts.
On another note, my room is fucking awesome. My roommate and I really do have the nerd kingdom, in here. Other kids on the hall just stop by and bask in it's majesty, and the guy across the hall, whenever he brings a new chick back (every day) he sends her over to drool over our electronics. We have two electrical outlets in our room. And we have 40 pieces of equipment plugged into them.
I'd like to point out that all the classy decor in the room is mine. He has some nerdy "hero clix" posters on his side, which is like a collectable figurine superhero game.
He constantly tells me that i'm an asshole, as does everyone else on the floor. I tell them to suck my cock. They know that I hand them their asses in poker and halo, and I wouldn't hesitate a second to do it in real life.
On that note, i've got to go over to Steph and the girls' room, and steal their copy of Mulan. One of them made the mistake of mentioning that is was her favorite movie of all time, when I was around. Course, that's what you get for hiding my hat on one of the 20 or so tampon machines in a girls bathroom, somewhere on campus.
ODST
Valentine's day.
Or "Single's awareness day," as some people like to call it. This is the day where I bring to the attention of people who are single, that they are in fact single.
"No, Jenna, it's only single awareness day for you because you steal men's clothing, and also because you maybe had one too many rollitos last night."
I mean, this day is a veritable goldmine. "What do you mean, he got you three roses? You know what the actual psychological reasoning is behind three roses, right? It means that subconsiously he wants to cheat on you. Oh! Also, he doesn't want to spend any more than 5 or 10 bucks on you, and I mean..who can blame him?"
However, I did partake in my own authetnic valentine's day celebrations. I made a card for one of my friends Stephanie, and her two roommates. It was one of those oldschool ninja turtle cards, that said "You're mondo to the max." I gave them all the same card, and made sure to let them know that the cards they each recieved was in no way different from one another, because I cared so much. I also gave Stephanie one of those heart shaped boxes filled with candies, that my roommate's fiance got me. It was empty, of course. I really can't think of anything that would make the way I celibrate Valentine's day any more cool and fufilling.
It's wonderful, this holiday has taken a completely new direction, and I have to say, i'm pleased with it. Also! Apparently I have a gamer chick coming to visit me this wednesday. My roommate and I are at code red, for this one. We're hiding mace and knives throughout our room, because we don't trust this shit at all. We actually think, and Casey concurs, that it's some sort of trick the girls are playing on me, to get revenge. She has an actual cardboard cutout of Masterchief, and knew that ODST were the Hell Jumpers. She also drinks beer with her breasts.
On another note, my room is fucking awesome. My roommate and I really do have the nerd kingdom, in here. Other kids on the hall just stop by and bask in it's majesty, and the guy across the hall, whenever he brings a new chick back (every day) he sends her over to drool over our electronics. We have two electrical outlets in our room. And we have 40 pieces of equipment plugged into them.
I'd like to point out that all the classy decor in the room is mine. He has some nerdy "hero clix" posters on his side, which is like a collectable figurine superhero game.
He constantly tells me that i'm an asshole, as does everyone else on the floor. I tell them to suck my cock. They know that I hand them their asses in poker and halo, and I wouldn't hesitate a second to do it in real life.
On that note, i've got to go over to Steph and the girls' room, and steal their copy of Mulan. One of them made the mistake of mentioning that is was her favorite movie of all time, when I was around. Course, that's what you get for hiding my hat on one of the 20 or so tampon machines in a girls bathroom, somewhere on campus.
ODST