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[infelicitas]

Me - "Yeah, some some guy was riding my ass all the way back home, so I waited until the last second to slam my breaks on and take the turn."
Mom - "That was dangerous! I can't believe you did that, what if you crashed and he[!!!!] got hurt?"
Me - "Well if he didn't get hurt I would have stabbed him with my leatherman and then flipped him off."
Silence