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So my spring fever is finally over, thank god. It happens pretty much every year, and i'm sure it's the same for everyone so I won't go into detail. Suffice it to say that I have stopped fraternizing with the enemy (the sun, women, take it however you want.) and I have gone back to my box.
When you think about it, video games are superior to women in every way. They're easy to turn on, whenever you want action...hey! they're there. They're always there for you, and my xbox will never break my heart into a thousand pieces and then eat them all. Can't cheat on me, either. I'll never come home to find my xbox hasn't really liked me at all, and was just using me. And if my xbox starts to piss me off...Why, I can just pull the plug. Isn't that amazing?
Fuck. My xbox can even take a fucking bullet. If I had a chick, and she got shot, what would she do? She'd die. And people would expect me to be sad, and shit. I can just go out and buy a new xbox, and no one will ask questions.
And as all men can atest, there certainly are video gaming moments and sessions that rival or beat even the best of sex.
No...No, I really can't see a reason not to choose my faithful box.
I <3 you, AAA.
When you think about it, video games are superior to women in every way. They're easy to turn on, whenever you want action...hey! they're there. They're always there for you, and my xbox will never break my heart into a thousand pieces and then eat them all. Can't cheat on me, either. I'll never come home to find my xbox hasn't really liked me at all, and was just using me. And if my xbox starts to piss me off...Why, I can just pull the plug. Isn't that amazing?
Fuck. My xbox can even take a fucking bullet. If I had a chick, and she got shot, what would she do? She'd die. And people would expect me to be sad, and shit. I can just go out and buy a new xbox, and no one will ask questions.
And as all men can atest, there certainly are video gaming moments and sessions that rival or beat even the best of sex.
No...No, I really can't see a reason not to choose my faithful box.
I <3 you, AAA.