Apr 14, 2004 21:37
"I hereby assert that women are evil, much in the same vein that cats were declared evil by the late great cat lover Himself.
Women are moody creatures who use their feminie wiles to bring about the destruction of every man. Every man who has ever died throughout history knew at least one woman.
Us menfolk have long known of their perfidy but are, as all women know, pathetic dolts and won't win the sex war anytime soon due to the inappropriate amount of sleeping with the enemy that's going on.
But let it be known, though we are powerless to their curvature and minions to their mood swings we know on some level that they are evil. We're just too stupid to do anything about it.
But let this serve as a warning, we shall rise up against the brutal feminine rule one day and break the shackles that bind us.
We'll stop living our lives with our every move calculated to impress the evil sex and will shed the burden their long shadow casts on us!
I urge all men to resist the temptations of the succubus we know women to be. Start today and maybe, just maybe, we can make this a man's world!
P.S. I won't be giving up on women but that's only because I am inflitrating their circle. Sure you may say this sounds hypocritical and a silly ploy to acheive a monopoly on said females, but I assure you that I am only going to consort with the enemy so that we have am insider in their shameless ranks. I'm working for us men here! So go ahead and stop towing their line! Break the bonds! I'll keep you posted on any inside information I come across. Until then, remain chaste men! Be strong! You don't need women!
PPS We don't need any more insiders. I'm perfectly capable of hadling all espionage by myself thank you. "