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Jan 17, 2004 12:39

I am a Jersey Girl. I curse a lot. I say "yo" and I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like. I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they are off the parkway. I can navigate a circle with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner, preferably with cheese fries or a cheese steak sub. And yes it's a sub, not a grinder, hoagie, or worse, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words: mother fucker. I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. I have a dawg, and I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. I am a motherfuckin' Jersey Girl" ~kathy~

competition is none... jersey is that kid that your parents didn't want you hanging out with cause he/she was a bad influence... but you did anyway and look where it got you... probably drunk, a couple of stitches, couple of lawsuits and a whole lot of fun... thank you NJ
@karl@

i dont care what other people say. i love jersey. its where i was born and raised.. and it will forever be my home. so everyone else... fuck off. hahaha. xo **samantha**
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