Mad World
Lmao...
I was just watching one of those celebrity gossip bullshit abomination shows on tv for a few seconds (because apparently these are important issues). They had some quote in reference to the tabloids about his marriage from Renee Zelwegger's(sp?) ex-husband...who is apparently famous. I don't remember the exact words but it was something along the lines of
"They've done nothing short of calling me gay, and calling her a whore. I am very firm in my sexuality and my attraction toward women."
He spoke up for himself but he didn't deny that she was a whore. Thought that was kinda funny, so I felt I'd share.
There was some other story I saw real quick that wasn't as interesting. It was about another rich skank who doesn't want to eat. Normally, I'm a pretty sympathetic individual, but my sympathy ends at the point some spoiled skeez starvs herself to near death out of her own vanity. Personally I say we let her accomplish her goal of proving Darwin correct. I guess if that seems a little too cold hearted to you I can offer another option in which she lives...in a way.
Step one: Hit her over the head with a brick.
This can accomplish a few goals. First and foremost, it might knock some fucking sense into her. Now, her skull is quite thick so I recommend finding someone who is strong, who can swing the brick pretty forcefully. Secondly, this could kill her. Eh, no big loss there. Not like we're losing a cancer cure. Finally, the brick over the head method can just plain render the bitch unconscious. And since the main objective is to keep her from dying, an unconscious state is a useful tool, and allows us to move to step two.
Step two: Shove a tube down her unconscious throat.
I'll avoid the obvious "meat tube" joke here...wait no I won't. Don't get excited fellas, I mean a tube to feed her. A cock in the throat won't help matters any, no matter how much protein there is involved. Now that she is well fed, time to wake her up and move on to step three!
Step three: Bludgeon her with a brick again. Preferably multiple times.
Once again, accomplishes more than one goal. First of all, it is yet another opporutunity to knock some sense into the subject. Also, the bruising and scars left over will help tame the vanity. Second, this step will hopefully inflict some brain damage in which the subject forgets how to breed. Lastly and most importantly, its fun. I think if you're having to baby sit a grown human being because they are too vain to live, you should be allowed a little fun now and then.
Voila, she's alive. A little beaten and brain damaged, but alive. I never said it was going to be humane. The philanthropy in this post is overwhelming.
Oh yeah, just kidding...so if you happen to be some random person that finds this, don't bitch at me cuz you "suffered" from anorexia and/or still are. Stfu and eat a steak.
"I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had"
I was just watching one of those celebrity gossip bullshit abomination shows on tv for a few seconds (because apparently these are important issues). They had some quote in reference to the tabloids about his marriage from Renee Zelwegger's(sp?) ex-husband...who is apparently famous. I don't remember the exact words but it was something along the lines of
"They've done nothing short of calling me gay, and calling her a whore. I am very firm in my sexuality and my attraction toward women."
He spoke up for himself but he didn't deny that she was a whore. Thought that was kinda funny, so I felt I'd share.
There was some other story I saw real quick that wasn't as interesting. It was about another rich skank who doesn't want to eat. Normally, I'm a pretty sympathetic individual, but my sympathy ends at the point some spoiled skeez starvs herself to near death out of her own vanity. Personally I say we let her accomplish her goal of proving Darwin correct. I guess if that seems a little too cold hearted to you I can offer another option in which she lives...in a way.
Step one: Hit her over the head with a brick.
This can accomplish a few goals. First and foremost, it might knock some fucking sense into her. Now, her skull is quite thick so I recommend finding someone who is strong, who can swing the brick pretty forcefully. Secondly, this could kill her. Eh, no big loss there. Not like we're losing a cancer cure. Finally, the brick over the head method can just plain render the bitch unconscious. And since the main objective is to keep her from dying, an unconscious state is a useful tool, and allows us to move to step two.
Step two: Shove a tube down her unconscious throat.
I'll avoid the obvious "meat tube" joke here...wait no I won't. Don't get excited fellas, I mean a tube to feed her. A cock in the throat won't help matters any, no matter how much protein there is involved. Now that she is well fed, time to wake her up and move on to step three!
Step three: Bludgeon her with a brick again. Preferably multiple times.
Once again, accomplishes more than one goal. First of all, it is yet another opporutunity to knock some sense into the subject. Also, the bruising and scars left over will help tame the vanity. Second, this step will hopefully inflict some brain damage in which the subject forgets how to breed. Lastly and most importantly, its fun. I think if you're having to baby sit a grown human being because they are too vain to live, you should be allowed a little fun now and then.
Voila, she's alive. A little beaten and brain damaged, but alive. I never said it was going to be humane. The philanthropy in this post is overwhelming.
Oh yeah, just kidding...so if you happen to be some random person that finds this, don't bitch at me cuz you "suffered" from anorexia and/or still are. Stfu and eat a steak.
"I find it kind of funny
I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had"