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FREAKIN-A dude, I saw Melody tonight. I love Melody, she's my homie. She remembered when I used to call her Juggs, lmao. Thats great.
We went over to Mel Long's house right...we as in Ian, Kyle, and myself. Ian and I were both thinking we were going to see a bunch of people there from our past, but one in particular. That's you Linz0rz. I was a little nervous though, eventhough I said we should kick it sometime. I mean, I haven't seen you in freakin years, so I was naturally a little apprehensive about the fact that we were going there. I was even nervous when I saw Melody a lil bit. But when we got there you were nowhere to be found. But I did see Melody and Luke wilson...also David Littlejohn. Though I'm not sure if David knows I was the one fucking with Elaine back in the day. Not "fucking" fucking, but messing with yanno. That still sounds bad...messing with her as in messing with her head on instant messanger. There we go. Speaking of which she still owes me a kiss...that makes it sound even worse. Oh well. There's no sexual innuendo there, I'll just specify that. And if you don't believe it then get bent. Okay I'm full of it, Elaine was hawt...Anyway, Luke was cool. I had Latin class with him. Great times, great times. Speaking of which I'ma email Mr. Steele sometime. Gotta find a good link to send em, though. That's a must. Eventhough he never replied, Luke said Steele was ecstatic when he got an email from me and he would read em to the whole class. Funny chit. I need to talk to Mello to see if she has Luke's number.
Anyway, it was hard to breathe on the way there cuz of the tension. But I was glad we went. Freaking Melody. That's great. Some Marilyn chick (or however you spell her name) got kinda irked with me though because I was explaining the ladder theory to Melody, and she happened to disagree. Kinda funny though cuz it's the same chick Levi said he couldn't stand because she said once in reference to some people she didn't like or disagreed with or something, "I'm just better than these people." I'll have to agree with Leviticus on the fact that no one is better than anyone. The ladder theory is common sense though, but can be read about here...http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html Sociology 4tw.
Here's an excerpt:
"...Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores has identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:
1. The guy is gay
2. The guy does not find you attractive.
3. The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder
Even Nietzsche knew this. Most guys know this intuitively. Most girls doubt. I have a challenge for all of you girls who still doubt. Pick a guy who does not meet any of the criterion on the above list that you think is your friend. Then ask yourself this question: If you were both alone at his place one night, and you excused yourself to the bathroom and came out naked and asked him to have sex with you would he:
1. Tell you he doesn't want to risk the beautiful friendship you have created with messy physical entanglements.
2. Comply..."
Some people find it hard to believe. Not me, I'm a guy, I've met and discussed such matters with plenty of guys -- they're all the same. Even the "nice" and/or "good" ones still think about it eventhough they don't act on it. I can speak from the heart on that. Been plenty of times I could've, but didn't. And boy is it hard to resist. Self-control is a bitch. But eh, someone has to do it right? wrong. Still refrained though. Damn I'm smoothe. Or lame, however you wanna look at it.
BUT since I met Melody maybe she can go to the Zoo with me. I've been Jonesin to go to the zoo and no one will go with me. Melody has to go. It's freakin Melody, she FREAKIN has to. I'll report her Persian ass to the FBI if she doesn't.
We went over to Mel Long's house right...we as in Ian, Kyle, and myself. Ian and I were both thinking we were going to see a bunch of people there from our past, but one in particular. That's you Linz0rz. I was a little nervous though, eventhough I said we should kick it sometime. I mean, I haven't seen you in freakin years, so I was naturally a little apprehensive about the fact that we were going there. I was even nervous when I saw Melody a lil bit. But when we got there you were nowhere to be found. But I did see Melody and Luke wilson...also David Littlejohn. Though I'm not sure if David knows I was the one fucking with Elaine back in the day. Not "fucking" fucking, but messing with yanno. That still sounds bad...messing with her as in messing with her head on instant messanger. There we go. Speaking of which she still owes me a kiss...that makes it sound even worse. Oh well. There's no sexual innuendo there, I'll just specify that. And if you don't believe it then get bent. Okay I'm full of it, Elaine was hawt...Anyway, Luke was cool. I had Latin class with him. Great times, great times. Speaking of which I'ma email Mr. Steele sometime. Gotta find a good link to send em, though. That's a must. Eventhough he never replied, Luke said Steele was ecstatic when he got an email from me and he would read em to the whole class. Funny chit. I need to talk to Mello to see if she has Luke's number.
Anyway, it was hard to breathe on the way there cuz of the tension. But I was glad we went. Freaking Melody. That's great. Some Marilyn chick (or however you spell her name) got kinda irked with me though because I was explaining the ladder theory to Melody, and she happened to disagree. Kinda funny though cuz it's the same chick Levi said he couldn't stand because she said once in reference to some people she didn't like or disagreed with or something, "I'm just better than these people." I'll have to agree with Leviticus on the fact that no one is better than anyone. The ladder theory is common sense though, but can be read about here...http://www.intellectualwhores.com/masterladder.html Sociology 4tw.
Here's an excerpt:
"...Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores has identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:
1. The guy is gay
2. The guy does not find you attractive.
3. The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder
Even Nietzsche knew this. Most guys know this intuitively. Most girls doubt. I have a challenge for all of you girls who still doubt. Pick a guy who does not meet any of the criterion on the above list that you think is your friend. Then ask yourself this question: If you were both alone at his place one night, and you excused yourself to the bathroom and came out naked and asked him to have sex with you would he:
1. Tell you he doesn't want to risk the beautiful friendship you have created with messy physical entanglements.
2. Comply..."
Some people find it hard to believe. Not me, I'm a guy, I've met and discussed such matters with plenty of guys -- they're all the same. Even the "nice" and/or "good" ones still think about it eventhough they don't act on it. I can speak from the heart on that. Been plenty of times I could've, but didn't. And boy is it hard to resist. Self-control is a bitch. But eh, someone has to do it right? wrong. Still refrained though. Damn I'm smoothe. Or lame, however you wanna look at it.
BUT since I met Melody maybe she can go to the Zoo with me. I've been Jonesin to go to the zoo and no one will go with me. Melody has to go. It's freakin Melody, she FREAKIN has to. I'll report her Persian ass to the FBI if she doesn't.