"Ohh, you touched my tra-la-la, mmmm, my ding-ding-dong"

Aug 08, 2005 03:12

Ahhh, figured I'd just kill some time by putting some words in this turd. Well, how about a brief list of the dumbest/goofiest things I've ever heard and/or read? OKAY JAKE!

"Well, are you comming or are you going with us?" - Guess I didn't have much of a choice.

"I loved a bitch once..." - Kent Rice; must have been real some heart-felt love...

"I'm in the fuckin' Amazon, dude..." - Chase when we called him after he got drunk and wandered off into the woods.

"I don't like getting tickets." - Who does?

"Get a brain morans!" - Some picture of a protester's sign.

::At a small gathering of all white dudes, after about an hour of classic rock, Pass the Courvoisier pt.2, by Busta Rhymes, randomly comes on the cd player::
(DON'T THIS SHIT MAKE A NIGGA WANNA JUMP!!! JUMP!!!)
"...took the words right outta my mouth."

"Man, my anger management counselor didn't come like two weeks ago..."
"Didn't come?"
"Nah. He's supposed to come out to my house and this last session he didn't show up. Didn't even call to say why, didn't write, nothin...I got mad!" - Conversation I had with this guy at school.

Let's go with one more...

::To a deaf girl::
"So, what kind of music are you in to?"

btw, I'm not really stressed, I just picked the icon cuz it looks like he's wired on some angel dust. Not to say that I'm on angel dust...or am I O.o dun dun dun.

"Deep in the night, I am looking for some love.."
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