Guilty fun :D
So, instead of doing more productive things, I ended up spending my weekend satisfying my morbid curiosity in Sims 3. How, you wonder? By creating the biggest baby-making manwhore out there and going on to impregnate, or try to anyway, every single fertile female in my town all the while breaking the hearts of ten girlfriends. It was fun. ♥
...I got to, pretty much, twenty-six plus young'uns before getting tired of wooing hapless married women and celebrating promotions at work by knocking up a random lady.
Our story starts with young Christopher;
He's your typical blond, hazel-eyed, lady-killer who uh... well, who plays the guitar. His life goal is to break the hearts of ten women. Yuuup. Anyway, he's a special young man, one that really has no qualms about inserting as long as he gets to insert.
Here's a brief runthrough. Obviously, he's had more women than I bothered to take pictures of...
"It's raining women ~ Allelujaaah~ It's raining woomeeen~ ♫♪♫"
"Tall, blond-- ♫♪♫"
"Brown-- ♫♪♫"
"Red-- ♫♪♫"
"Cowgirl-- ♫♪♫"
"Fat~ ♫♪♫"
"Etc. etc. etc. ~ ♫♪♫"
"Oh, don't forget the married with kids! ~ ♫♪♫"
This is totally in a married woman's house while the husband is at work...
Those were the sweeter times, of course. Because after they get laid and a tell-tale music box tune plays... if they had the misfortune of tasting girlfriend-title from him...
"Oh, my achey-breaky-heart ~ ♫♪♫"
And none of them seems smart enough, like their expansion Sims 2 counterparts, to warn or exact vengeance on exes properly...
Anyway, pregnancy happens... and kids happen! Let's show the typical household after the fertility machine runs through it...
And sometimes, Christopher feels the need to show his icy heart... by sleeping with the mom and planting more seeds while his kid writhes pitifully on the cold wooden floor.
Christopher's reckless babymaking tendencies coupled with a few fertilizing treatments really shouldn't be that bad. But see, apparently, being the sport nut that he is... he's... his sociopathic tendencies have another dimension to it...
See, he apparently enjoys work out so much, he insists his paramours work out too. While pregnant. It's good for the baby, he says 8'D
And this...
At one point, Miss Goth went into labor directly afterwards....
Christopher swears it wasn't his fault 8'D
In the end, this is a sample of his family tree;
At least, last I capped. When I counted last, he had twenty six little spawns... and shortly after, he had twins, twins, twins with several women... I promptly stopped counting :D
To finish, have some videos. The first vids have no sound, sadly, as I never noticed the ticky... but the last two do :D!
♠ Christopher forces a rich and much older woman to work out here and here.
♠ Man, women fight too much :/ Sushi is ultimately better.
♠ Shh. I'm trying to capture the enemy queen. Your baby can wait :|
♠ Just do it woman! Work it! You're fat! Unhealthy! It's not your pregnancy!
♠ I highly doubt you're actually giving birth after a little work out :/
♠ Yay! I'm an adult now! More babymaking power!
♠ It's payback time, Ex :D
And yes, I need to uninstall this fricking game again. :/
...I got to, pretty much, twenty-six plus young'uns before getting tired of wooing hapless married women and celebrating promotions at work by knocking up a random lady.
Our story starts with young Christopher;
He's your typical blond, hazel-eyed, lady-killer who uh... well, who plays the guitar. His life goal is to break the hearts of ten women. Yuuup. Anyway, he's a special young man, one that really has no qualms about inserting as long as he gets to insert.
Here's a brief runthrough. Obviously, he's had more women than I bothered to take pictures of...
"It's raining women ~ Allelujaaah~ It's raining woomeeen~ ♫♪♫"
"Tall, blond-- ♫♪♫"
"Brown-- ♫♪♫"
"Red-- ♫♪♫"
"Cowgirl-- ♫♪♫"
"Fat~ ♫♪♫"
"Etc. etc. etc. ~ ♫♪♫"
"Oh, don't forget the married with kids! ~ ♫♪♫"
This is totally in a married woman's house while the husband is at work...
Those were the sweeter times, of course. Because after they get laid and a tell-tale music box tune plays... if they had the misfortune of tasting girlfriend-title from him...
"Oh, my achey-breaky-heart ~ ♫♪♫"
And none of them seems smart enough, like their expansion Sims 2 counterparts, to warn or exact vengeance on exes properly...
Anyway, pregnancy happens... and kids happen! Let's show the typical household after the fertility machine runs through it...
And sometimes, Christopher feels the need to show his icy heart... by sleeping with the mom and planting more seeds while his kid writhes pitifully on the cold wooden floor.
Christopher's reckless babymaking tendencies coupled with a few fertilizing treatments really shouldn't be that bad. But see, apparently, being the sport nut that he is... he's... his sociopathic tendencies have another dimension to it...
See, he apparently enjoys work out so much, he insists his paramours work out too. While pregnant. It's good for the baby, he says 8'D
And this...
At one point, Miss Goth went into labor directly afterwards....
Christopher swears it wasn't his fault 8'D
In the end, this is a sample of his family tree;
At least, last I capped. When I counted last, he had twenty six little spawns... and shortly after, he had twins, twins, twins with several women... I promptly stopped counting :D
To finish, have some videos. The first vids have no sound, sadly, as I never noticed the ticky... but the last two do :D!
♠ Christopher forces a rich and much older woman to work out here and here.
♠ Man, women fight too much :/ Sushi is ultimately better.
♠ Shh. I'm trying to capture the enemy queen. Your baby can wait :|
♠ Just do it woman! Work it! You're fat! Unhealthy! It's not your pregnancy!
♠ I highly doubt you're actually giving birth after a little work out :/
♠ Yay! I'm an adult now! More babymaking power!
♠ It's payback time, Ex :D
And yes, I need to uninstall this fricking game again. :/