Even with a vest, three hoodies, a long sleeved shirt, a hat and two pairs of gloves(granted I neglected to bring pairs with fingers), I still managed to freeze my fucking ass off. I'm glad I'm not really homeless, although I won't be able to say the same 6 months from now.
"I got a call from your math teacher yesterday.
She says you were drawing horses in your math book."
"Unicorns. They were unicorns."
"What?"
"Nothing…"