Real Person Fic - CW: And the Winner Is... [Drag Queen!Jared Verse Timestamp]

[cherie_morte]

Title: And the Winner Is…
Fandom: Real Person Fic: CW
Characters/Pairings: Jensen/Jay
Rating: NC-17 for explicit sexual content (as should be obvious considering the verse, there is genderplay, and the porn in this installment is coded as het) and language.
Word Count: 5,193
Author’s Note: This is a timestamp in my Drag Queen!Jared Verse, set after

Comments

[bugmcsnug]

OH MY CHERIE! YOU MADE ME CRY! I started crying when they got to the bedroom. Like seriously big tears. BUT GOOD TEARS.

I just can't even with this verse...with these characters. I wish everyone, everywhere would read this and relish in the beauty of it. Because it is beautiful. It's human. It's sexy as all fuck.

BUT JENSEN THOUGH. LOVING HIS JAY AND WANTING TO SEE HER IN WHITE. HE'S SO LOVELY AND PERFECT BECAUSE HE ISN'T PERFECT. BUT HE TRIES SO HARD FOR HER AND HE FUCKING LOVS HER. AND HE GETS ALL HIS PRONOUNS CORRECT.

In conclusion: CAN I MARRY YOU? Or at least when I win the lotto can I retain you to just write Anita forever? Just like I promised this morning.

<3 <3 <3

[cherie_morte]

YAY CRYING! \o/ (I think...)

I am so so so happy you feel this way! I feel a lot for this verse, including pride, so it's great t know others enjoy it and it's not just me wanking over myself.

HE DOES LOVE HER SO MUCH. AND HE HAS TO WORK SO HARD TO GET HIS PRONOUNS CORRECT. I KNOW BECAUSE I HAVE TO EDIT THEM.

You can totally marry me! I'm pretty sure no one else will have me. I can't cook and I have no marketable skills and I come with tons of college debt. STILL WANT ME? If so, I am crossing my fingers and toes for you on those lottery tickets. :P

<33333333333333333!

[bugmcsnug]

I can cook! And I have college debt! It's like a match made in Anita-enabling heaven :D \o/

But in all seriousness, outside of my rambling monstrosity of a comment - you've created something so special with this verse, and you should be extremely proud of it.

I studied a lot of Indigenous Lit for my post grad and one of the things I loved about it the most was that unlike fiction written by the white male (not that have anything against that - I worship Hem!), it dealt primarily in questioning identitiy and how we construct it and live with it in society.

Your fanfiction is doing the same thing. With added really hot porn.

So like I said, you go ahead and be proud! Relish in the proud. It't deserves it!

<3 <3 <3

And that got super serious bizness!

[cherie_morte]

I SHIP US ALREADY.

You are too sweet. Seriously, I cannot tell you how much your kind words and enthusiasm for this verse mean to me. Like, an embarrassing amount, really.

I actually focus on postcolonial/race studies (so more Latino/black/south Asian) in school, and I would be lying if I said the stuff I read for and discussions I take part in in the classroom don't inform my fic (and vice-versa, a lot of the identity formations and rules of acceptance in fandom have helped me think through school stuff!), so it's super awesome that you saw what I did thar. :D And don't worry. I, too, have a guilty love for Hemingway. God damn, but the crusty white asshole could form a sentence. AND ALSO HIS CATS ARE JUST SO COOL. /o\

You are a doll. Thank you for making my night. ♥

[clex_monkie89]

I WILL NOT ALLOW THIS COMMENT TO LIVE IN MY "BE COHERENT" FOLDER FOREVER LIKE THE COMMENTS TO EVERYTHING ELSE.

CHERIE. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS FIC. I LOVE THIS VERSE, BUT I LOVE THIS FIC SO MUCH, TOO. IT'S ONLY 5K, HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DO YOU MANAGE TO PACK SO MANY FEELS INTO IT?

I HATE THOSE REPORTERS THAT LAUGHED AT HER, AND I LOVE THOSE ONES WHO IGNORED HER AND WERE PROFESSIONAL AND I LOVE THAT JENSEN KNOWS HOW BAD SHE HURT EVEN THOUGH SHE HID IT, AND THAT SHE DID IT FOR HIM AND COOKING IN THE GOWN AND BEN AFFLECK AND SHE WOULD LOOK FUCKING STUNNING IN WHITE DAMN YOU YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STUPID BRIDAL GOWN SHOWS, I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING YOU TINY CUBAN MIDGET.

[cherie_morte]

THAT'S NICE, CLEX. I'M VERY GLAD TO HEAR IT. REMIND ME WHY WE ARE YELLING?

I use my amazing Fudge Packer 2000--oh wait. You said how do I pack my feels into it. Well. This is awkward.

JENSEN WANTS TO KILL THOSE REPORTERS, OKAY? HE WILL ACTIVELY SPEND THE EMPTY MOMENTS OF THE NEXT FEW WEEKS OF HIS LIFE INVENTING TERRIBLE THINGS TO DO TO THEM.

ALSO LOL BEN AFFLECK.

AND SHE WOULD LOOK FUCKING STUNNING IN WHITE DAMN YOU YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STUPID BRIDAL GOWN SHOWS, I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING YOU TINY CUBAN MIDGET.

I CONFESS TO NOTHING. Except being a tiny Cuban midget. Though don't you think tiny and midget make each other a little redundant? I ask because I care.

[clex_monkie89]

WE ARE YELLING BECAUSE I HAVE TOO MANY FEELS FOR LOWERCASE LETTERS, OKAY?

And you are a tiny Cuban midget because even the other midgets think you're short.

[cherie_morte]

That's not true! I would be like Jared Padalecki is to normal humans in a pack of midgets!

[wildrosesings]

Oh my god, what is it about this verse that just destroys me? I'm so glad you used this opportunity to right more, I'm delighted that we got to see the oscars (great timing, btw!), and I'm glad you touched on the fallout. And Jensen eating Jay out was hotter than the sun.

[cherie_morte]

Hahahaha, I had to do it. It's been on my calendar for months because I COULDN'T JUST NOT DO IT. I'm really happy you enjoyed it and thought the porn was hot. :D

[rainbow1907]

My wish came true!!! This fic was exactly what I needed in my life :D I love this verse so much, it's the best ever, the absolute best!!! And OMG, Jensen is right, of course - Jay would look gorgeous in white ♥ Thank you so much!!!

[cherie_morte]

I grant wishes like a fairy. :D I so glad that you enjoy the verse and this little glimpse into it! Thanks for reading.

[harrigan]

I keep starting to post a comment and then backspacing it out and trying another and deleting it and...

I guess I don't have words for how powerfully moving and tender and beautiful this is, You are amazing.

[cherie_morte]

Those words did an absolutely fine job flattering the pants off me! Thank you so much. <3