Vote of No Confidence

[infanttyrone]

Let's see, how to put this? OK, if my life were a corporate endeavor, the shareholders would be holding a vote to oust me as CEO. Not for negligence or damages to the holdings, but for neglect-- for not being daring enough. We've got some great resources in this organization, and while our books are in the black, we could be doing much, much more. We're seeking a daring, bold, visionary new candidate to be more than a CEO; we're looking for a leader who can actualize the paradigm and all that other management-type jive.
We are now accepting applications. Please have minimum five years prior experience, references.