Two Bits

Sep 22, 2007 15:38

1-- This is my one year anniversary of quitting smoking. I feel great. And yes, I want a cigarette. I still have the last pack I bought over on my bookshelf.

2-- Best Cyclist-Driver Verbal Exchange of the Year
Cyclist (me)-- (after narrowly avoiding being smacked by a car making a turn illegally) Use your fucking signal!
Driver-- Fuck you! I'm on the phone!

Buh...wha...moo...der...spa...fon...?
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