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[infamouslapis]

That's great you've got a gal that's hot
You wanna screw her tasteful twat.
She looks so sizzling, she's so nice!
But would your penile size suffice?
Not sure she will long for more?
You need a wang she would adore!
But how to raise it long and thick?
Your only chance is MegaDik!
You'll get so wanted super-size
And see great pleasure in her eyes!
Your shaft will stuff her poon so deep,
Tonight you'll hardly fall asleep!