The Fountain of Youth
Well, David Copperfield, what is going on with you? I've always hated Copperfield, with his flashy, overtly dramatic, glamfab illusionist bullshit, but sometimes you've got to push that stuff to the side and actually listen to what someone has to say. And right now he's saying something pretty interesting. He claims to have found the illusive Fountain of Youth.
"I've discovered a true phenomenon," he told Reuters in a telephone interview. "You can take dead leaves, they come in contact with the water, they become full of life again. ... Bugs or insects that are near death, come in contact with the water, they'll fly away. It's an amazing thing, very, very exciting."
David Copperfield says he's found Fountain of Youth - Yahoo! News
Yes, Mr Copperfield, this would be something that would indeed be "very, very exciting". However, don't blame us for considering this as just a last-ditch stunt to try and one-up the much more clever, far more talented David Blaine. The Yahoo/Reuters article linked above does make me approach this story with enthusiasm though; to me, this, seemingly, sounds quite worthy of attention. But if you are fucking with us in the least, Mr. Copperfield, we should get to introduce you to our fountain's of youth and piss on you in the town square. Deal? Deal.
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"I've discovered a true phenomenon," he told Reuters in a telephone interview. "You can take dead leaves, they come in contact with the water, they become full of life again. ... Bugs or insects that are near death, come in contact with the water, they'll fly away. It's an amazing thing, very, very exciting."
David Copperfield says he's found Fountain of Youth - Yahoo! News
Yes, Mr Copperfield, this would be something that would indeed be "very, very exciting". However, don't blame us for considering this as just a last-ditch stunt to try and one-up the much more clever, far more talented David Blaine. The Yahoo/Reuters article linked above does make me approach this story with enthusiasm though; to me, this, seemingly, sounds quite worthy of attention. But if you are fucking with us in the least, Mr. Copperfield, we should get to introduce you to our fountain's of youth and piss on you in the town square. Deal? Deal.
technorati tags:fountain of youth, david copperfield, illusionist, magician, magic, illusion, wtf, david blaine, youth, news, yahoo, reuters
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