Email; a blessing, or a goddamn nusance? I'm not really sure... I do love it, but sometimes people mistreat the privaledge. First of all, there's chainmail. Why?! I don't know 10 people's email adresses to send this too! Why can't you leave me alone without some sort of curse?! WHO ARE YOU!?!?!? Point proven; it's EVIL. Secondly, when people send me stories, no, they can't send them to me one chapter at a time, they've got to send them to me once they've finished the entire 30 page story. In one email. Problems with this; I lose my place, I forget to finish it and get yelled at, and I eat it. Point proven; it's EVIL. Why do you torment me?! If you read this, DON'T DO IT! IT SLOWLY DRIVES PEOPLE CERTIFIABLY INSANE IN A WAY IN WHICH YOU CAN SAY "I didn't do it, I just emailed them about 50 different chainmail curses and 50,000 word long stories a month or so. Those curses arn't real you silly silly person!" !
Isn't that right toaster clone?
Toaster clone: Yup.
Me: If I made you with my toaster... where will I make my toast?
Toaster clone: ...umm
Me: Yeah... and what about pop tarts? I love those.
Toaster clone: ...You could buy a new one and NOT turn it into a cloning device?
Me: Nope, not good enough. I'm too cheap for that. Well, only one option left I guess. You must die, toaster clone.
Toaster clone: -runs away-
Isn't that right toaster clone?
Toaster clone: Yup.
Me: If I made you with my toaster... where will I make my toast?
Toaster clone: ...umm
Me: Yeah... and what about pop tarts? I love those.
Toaster clone: ...You could buy a new one and NOT turn it into a cloning device?
Me: Nope, not good enough. I'm too cheap for that. Well, only one option left I guess. You must die, toaster clone.
Toaster clone: -runs away-