meet flo.
no, not her. Flo is the general manager of my local Wawa. If you don't know what Wawa is, it's like Sheetz, but better and with less gas and more stuffed pretzels. If you don't know what Sheetz OR Wawa is, they're similar to 7-11 except 1000 times more awesome.
Flo has a framed picture of herself, mullet and all, hanging above the cash registers, and calls everyone honey with a scratchy/high voice. Today, Flo was seen calling the cops (my Wawa is right next to the police station/post office, so literally, calling with a loud voice) on an intrepid teenager, and kicking him out of HER store. She gave, very loudly, the 'disappointment speech,' including this gem: "I wouldn't go to YOUR house and throw stuff around, you shouldn't be doing it!!" Clearly, Flo lives at Wawa, and is a hero, yelling at bored teenagers to get off her lawn, just as I wish I could.
And here is an awesome cover, with a very happy lady singing.
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