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[inevitably]

Christ, it feels almost like the world is imploding. Mum is all in knots over going to be a grandmother and not a mum for the fourth time. I told her Avery was pregnant this morning and was told I'm insensitive. Who next? As if this world needs more people.

Nick, if you make fun of my harp one more time you won't be able to see for a week.