Saturday post
So another footie weekend. Today L'pool, tomorrow Chels; I'm in usual pain of existence [why the hell I'm a woman again?] hugging my rabbit [I think I'm gonna name him finally - it's gonna be Cesc] and thinking what the madness possessed me yesterday to join that table challenge. Anyway. Meme. Not a big fan but sometimes they're adorable ;)
stolen from adorerdollylux via lovinthelads
Footballer Meme
THE RULES:
- You have to choose one baller to do each of the following activities with.
- You can't choose the same baller for more than one answer.
- You have to explain your reasons behind each answer.
1) Go backpacking across Europe with
Pepe Reina. He seems to be a great mate, funny, smart and we'd never be late for a train. And he's for sure got a lot of gillettes and he'd be help with my backbag.
2) Teach you their language
Xabi Alonso. Coz he's speaking Spanish and Basque. If he'd speak Catalan I would be in perpetual orgasm.
3) Go on Who Wants to be a Millionaire with
Frank Lampard. Smart and eloquent. And I would try to impress him.
4) Bake a chocolate cake with
Cesc Fabregas. I would bake [even though I can't bake] He would it eat right from my hands. He could lick them as well.
5) Get drunk and sing karaoke with
John Terry. Coz he sings, can dance [or he just thinks so] and is just adorable when he's drunk. And after the party we could invade Frank Lampard's house and continue the fooling around.
6) Go on an extreme sports holiday with
Guti. Coz I feel the devil inside him, and he looks like he loves extreme sports in every possible way.
7) Raise money for underprivileged kids with
Joe Cole. His honest, decent boy-next-door look [for some just a retard boy] would help us with that.
8) Marry and have lots of sex and babies with
Iker Casillas. He is adorable with children and sexy beyond words when wet. Or dry. Or even when he's wearing his gloves. Or armband. Or nothing.
9) Play an embarrassingly tabloid-worthy prank on
Sergio Ramos. He's good for everything. And I wish I could see him drunk and half naked trying to zip his pants. I would even put some fireman color lipstick on for that occasion.
10) Have a short but wholly satisfying sordid affair with
Victor Valdes. He's hot. He's from Barca. Billion reasons for not to and yet so many for yes.
11) Go to a fancy dress event with
Didier Drogba. Oh god. He would be an awesome drag and I would be his puff. He got perfect lips to put the lipstic on, and legs... oh god his legs...
12) Have a drunken hook up that you may regret with
Gerard Pique. I would regret it so fucking much even if it would be extremely hot.
13) Go dancing with
Carlo Cudicini [what the fuck is wrong with me and those GKs?!] He looks good wearing suit. He is Italian. He is hot. He is at that age when you're dancing not only umpa - umpa but tango as well.
14) Pull off an Ocean's Eleven style heist with
Michael Essien. I feel I could steal anything and run away to Peru with him and have good time and not to kill him [or be afraid that he'd kill me] and live happily ever after.
15) Go on a secret mission with
Nemanja Vidic. He's a beast. He looks like a secret agent already who sleeps with a dozen guns under his bed.
stolen from adorerdollylux via lovinthelads
Footballer Meme
THE RULES:
- You have to choose one baller to do each of the following activities with.
- You can't choose the same baller for more than one answer.
- You have to explain your reasons behind each answer.
1) Go backpacking across Europe with
Pepe Reina. He seems to be a great mate, funny, smart and we'd never be late for a train. And he's for sure got a lot of gillettes and he'd be help with my backbag.
2) Teach you their language
Xabi Alonso. Coz he's speaking Spanish and Basque. If he'd speak Catalan I would be in perpetual orgasm.
3) Go on Who Wants to be a Millionaire with
Frank Lampard. Smart and eloquent. And I would try to impress him.
4) Bake a chocolate cake with
Cesc Fabregas. I would bake [even though I can't bake] He would it eat right from my hands. He could lick them as well.
5) Get drunk and sing karaoke with
John Terry. Coz he sings, can dance [or he just thinks so] and is just adorable when he's drunk. And after the party we could invade Frank Lampard's house and continue the fooling around.
6) Go on an extreme sports holiday with
Guti. Coz I feel the devil inside him, and he looks like he loves extreme sports in every possible way.
7) Raise money for underprivileged kids with
Joe Cole. His honest, decent boy-next-door look [for some just a retard boy] would help us with that.
8) Marry and have lots of sex and babies with
Iker Casillas. He is adorable with children and sexy beyond words when wet. Or dry. Or even when he's wearing his gloves. Or armband. Or nothing.
9) Play an embarrassingly tabloid-worthy prank on
Sergio Ramos. He's good for everything. And I wish I could see him drunk and half naked trying to zip his pants. I would even put some fireman color lipstick on for that occasion.
10) Have a short but wholly satisfying sordid affair with
Victor Valdes. He's hot. He's from Barca. Billion reasons for not to and yet so many for yes.
11) Go to a fancy dress event with
Didier Drogba. Oh god. He would be an awesome drag and I would be his puff. He got perfect lips to put the lipstic on, and legs... oh god his legs...
12) Have a drunken hook up that you may regret with
Gerard Pique. I would regret it so fucking much even if it would be extremely hot.
13) Go dancing with
Carlo Cudicini [what the fuck is wrong with me and those GKs?!] He looks good wearing suit. He is Italian. He is hot. He is at that age when you're dancing not only umpa - umpa but tango as well.
14) Pull off an Ocean's Eleven style heist with
Michael Essien. I feel I could steal anything and run away to Peru with him and have good time and not to kill him [or be afraid that he'd kill me] and live happily ever after.
15) Go on a secret mission with
Nemanja Vidic. He's a beast. He looks like a secret agent already who sleeps with a dozen guns under his bed.