[pic fic] when two players are bored...
Title: when two players are bored...
Disclaimer: This fan-fiction, and portrayal of any characters in it, is entirely fictitious. Any reference to true events is entirely coincidental. Any references to the sexuality of the characters are completely untrue.
Pairing: John Terry/Frank Lampard
Word count: many
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: none, I guess
Beta: no
Author's Notes: pic_fic coz I'm bored too
"I'm bored"
"You're only injured"
"o rly?"
"you're right it doesn't matter, you're always bored"
"..."
"what? you've been whining for at least an hour, so please..."
"Jooohn..."
"no Frank"
"but John..."
"don't but me"
"?!"
"you know what I mean"
"you bet I know"
"you're pathetic"
"I only want to play Fifa"
"and I want a blow job, hello?"
"ok you win"
[an hour later]..
"Frank, what about my blow job?"
"what about my fucking Fifa?!"
"If I play this stupid game with you will you fucking blow me?!"
"I cannot, I'm injured"
"Since when you're blowing me with your damn thigh?!"
"..."
"don't tell me your throat is still sore..."
"..."
"jesus fucking christ, you can't even....."
"sorry mate but that stupid ice cream competition was your idea"
"coz you said you're bored!"
"when I said I'd like to lick something and check who's gonna be over first I meant a blow job you moron!"
"here we go again..."
"Jooohn..."
"Shut the fuck up or I'm gonna call Elen"
"You will not!"
"Frank for fuck sake for once in your lifetime shut it and sit still"
"I hate pictures"
"You luuuv them"
"Ok, a bit"
"Take off your shirt"
"Perv"
"Moaner"
"good"
"shall I squeeze my nipples too?"
"go ahead"
"perv"
"you're repeating yourself"
"always-hard-big-cock-holder"
"bearer...?"
"whatevah"
"and what was it? is that suppose to offence me or what? trousers now"
"you wished"
"c'mon I know you want it"
"I want to play Fifa"
"You're boring like Cesc Fabregas when he was 16"
"what? he was. Thanks god he isn't any more"
"I hate you John"
"you so much don't. And don't insult me coz otherwise I won't play that damn Fifa with you"
"So you will?"
"but then you blow me, ok?"
"hand job...?"
"deal"
Disclaimer: This fan-fiction, and portrayal of any characters in it, is entirely fictitious. Any reference to true events is entirely coincidental. Any references to the sexuality of the characters are completely untrue.
Pairing: John Terry/Frank Lampard
Word count: many
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: none, I guess
Beta: no
Author's Notes: pic_fic coz I'm bored too
"I'm bored"
"You're only injured"
"o rly?"
"you're right it doesn't matter, you're always bored"
"..."
"what? you've been whining for at least an hour, so please..."
"Jooohn..."
"no Frank"
"but John..."
"don't but me"
"?!"
"you know what I mean"
"you bet I know"
"you're pathetic"
"I only want to play Fifa"
"and I want a blow job, hello?"
"ok you win"
[an hour later]..
"Frank, what about my blow job?"
"what about my fucking Fifa?!"
"If I play this stupid game with you will you fucking blow me?!"
"I cannot, I'm injured"
"Since when you're blowing me with your damn thigh?!"
"..."
"don't tell me your throat is still sore..."
"..."
"jesus fucking christ, you can't even....."
"sorry mate but that stupid ice cream competition was your idea"
"coz you said you're bored!"
"when I said I'd like to lick something and check who's gonna be over first I meant a blow job you moron!"
"here we go again..."
"Jooohn..."
"Shut the fuck up or I'm gonna call Elen"
"You will not!"
"Frank for fuck sake for once in your lifetime shut it and sit still"
"I hate pictures"
"You luuuv them"
"Ok, a bit"
"Take off your shirt"
"Perv"
"Moaner"
"good"
"shall I squeeze my nipples too?"
"go ahead"
"perv"
"you're repeating yourself"
"always-hard-big-cock-holder"
"bearer...?"
"whatevah"
"and what was it? is that suppose to offence me or what? trousers now"
"you wished"
"c'mon I know you want it"
"I want to play Fifa"
"You're boring like Cesc Fabregas when he was 16"
"what? he was. Thanks god he isn't any more"
"I hate you John"
"you so much don't. And don't insult me coz otherwise I won't play that damn Fifa with you"
"So you will?"
"but then you blow me, ok?"
"hand job...?"
"deal"