Title: boredom
Disclaimer: This fan-fiction, and portrayal of any characters in it, is entirely fictitious. Any reference to true events is entirely coincidental. Any references to the sexuality of the characters are completely untrue.
Pairing: John Terry/Frank Lampard
Word count: many
Rating: R
Warnings: none, I guess
Beta: no
Author's Notes: pic_fic for
monoonie monoonie is bored
so we should do something
she likes your ass
language...
ASS!
John, for fuck's sake...
ok, she loves the place where your divine thighs meet your back
you're hopeless
but you love me
unfortunately yes
I read it somewhere already
maybe I'm quotin' someone
probably Iker...
no
yes, you so do like Iker!
I don't!
you're drooling over him...!
stop it John...
stop it, that too!
stop it... please...
oh god John...
holy Iker...!
I heard that!
...John...
John... don't tell me I gagged you...?
John?
you're bigger than Shaun Wright Phillips!
thought you are...
*looks down"
well, now, yes, I'm bigger. Would you...?
get out! people are watching!
...reading
whateva...
please...?
oh god, Frank... yes