BEWARE!!

[inertiakneedoom]

Beware, Bart Allen, for I am your knee! DOOM upon you and your lot shall be reigned down by me! I am your equal and pudding! You are nothing, you impulsive buffoon! Beware my navel soap, for I am the Reverse-Impulse! I am Inertia!

Comments

[rachel_dawes77]

I'm sorry. You're so cute I just can't take you seriously. I just wanna pinch your cheeks, cutie-pie.

[inertiakneedoom]

Inertia remains unfaltering. Fear me, mortal!

[rachel_dawes77]

You are just so adorable. I know! I'll bake you some cookies. Would you like that, you lil' villain?

[inertiakneedoom]

Yes, nice, cookies woul- NO! Evil, I am! Cookies satisfy me, won't! Completing mission thus given shall!

[rachel_dawes77]

Alright. I'll bake you some "mission objectives" with chocolate chips and give you a nice tall glass of milk to go with them. <3

Playing along with you kids makes me feel young again.

[bart_pulse]

Heeyyyy! Why don't I get any?

[rachel_dawes77]

You can have some too! :D

[bart_pulse]

Yay!

[inertiakneedoom]

Quiet, you! Baking Cooki- ... "Mision objectives"! Mission objectives, the nice lady be baking me!

[bart_pulse]

Right. Can I have some mission objectives? I missed lunch, see.