check the lease, yer living in Fuck Mountain

Jul 16, 2008 22:26

Yeah, I got caught doing the BEAVER BOUNCE at the night club. If you wanna see, you gotta click here. There is no photographic evidence of the KRUNKLE KICK that followed.

Some kid at the party mansion next door to my apartment (I call it RANCID RANCH) is on the porch with an amp and an extension cord, attempting to play Sunshine of Your Love. But he keeps cracking up and stopping because there's a woman next to him who's vomiting into the bushes.

Next time you see me? I might be wearing this.
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