Today I was a good granddaughter and went to visit my grandparents. They gave me impressive Christmas money.
I spent the whole time thinking about slash.
This slash, to be precise. 'The joye of sexe', by aleatheil, who should know better than to use Ye Olde Bade Englishe. In every respect other than the title, this fic is DELIGHTFUL. Fabulously characterised, hilariously entertaining, and amazingly good porn. Every move carefully thought through and perfectly in character. And not just teh buttsexors, either. SRS THOUGHT went into this scene, peoples.
ETA: and there's no spoilers in it.