I whole-heartedly approve of this trailer and the movie that it represents. However, I wish someone would make a movie about the Flash, because he's the most badass superhero of all time, and here's why:
The Flash moves at the speed of light. THE SPEED OF LIGHT. You'll hear him coming in Kansas when he's already in California. He can move so fast, that you can think you're about to fight when all of the sudden you've been punched 5 times in the balls and twice everywhere else. But that's not even his only power. He can move so fast that he can move his individual molecules, so he can run through solid objects. When he does this, he can choose to leave it as it is, or to make it fucking blow up all over the place. He can run through you and make you EXPLODE.
That's not it, though. The Flash can somehow change the physical properties of things. He can throw a bunch of rocks at you, and they look like they're going the same speed, when really they range in velocity from 1 to a zillion miles per hour.
So, suppose somehow that you survive the instantaneous beating, the barrage of supersonic rocks, and he can't blow you up. There's more. He can travel back and forth through time. Can Wolverine do that? I think not. Even if you think you're wailing on him pretty good, all of the sudden your mom fell down the stairs twenty years ago and you're not as quick a thinker as you used to be. Here's the craziest part - she didn't fall down the stairs. The stairs FELL UP HER, in the middle of communist Russia. I don't know how that works but he's just that powerful.
And that, my friend, is why the Flash could beat up Superman.
The Flash moves at the speed of light. THE SPEED OF LIGHT. You'll hear him coming in Kansas when he's already in California. He can move so fast, that you can think you're about to fight when all of the sudden you've been punched 5 times in the balls and twice everywhere else. But that's not even his only power. He can move so fast that he can move his individual molecules, so he can run through solid objects. When he does this, he can choose to leave it as it is, or to make it fucking blow up all over the place. He can run through you and make you EXPLODE.
That's not it, though. The Flash can somehow change the physical properties of things. He can throw a bunch of rocks at you, and they look like they're going the same speed, when really they range in velocity from 1 to a zillion miles per hour.
So, suppose somehow that you survive the instantaneous beating, the barrage of supersonic rocks, and he can't blow you up. There's more. He can travel back and forth through time. Can Wolverine do that? I think not. Even if you think you're wailing on him pretty good, all of the sudden your mom fell down the stairs twenty years ago and you're not as quick a thinker as you used to be. Here's the craziest part - she didn't fall down the stairs. The stairs FELL UP HER, in the middle of communist Russia. I don't know how that works but he's just that powerful.
And that, my friend, is why the Flash could beat up Superman.
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Hey, are you bringing you PS2 home for christmas? I hope you are, because I've got and itch for NCAA 2006 that I really need to scratch.
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