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ANSWERS TO FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS; (YES, PEOPLE HAVE ASKED ME THESE)
No, I am not a lesbian.
No, I am not bisexual.
No, I am not as hard as i pretend to be.
Yes, I had my nipples pierced.
Yes, I hang out in Passaic.
Yes, I hang out with gangsters.
Yes, you may come over whenever you want!
Yes, I love techno, trance, and jungle.
No, I don't like men that refer to having sex as "getting pussy."
Yes, I am moody. A lot.
No, I am not always horny.
Yes, I looooove porn.
No, I do not find myself pretty.
Yes, I am down with my parents. =) <3
Yes, I cry almost as much as I laugh.
Yes, I am histrionic.
Yes, I AM picky when it comes to boys, but you'd be surprised.
No, I am not very self-confident at most times.
Nope, it is NOT too late to say you're sorry.
Yes, the Jerry Springer show is quality entertainment.
Yes, I am HORRRRRIBBLE with commitment.
Yes, these are my natural lip, eye and skin color.
Yes, sensitive men are sissies. And sensitive is different than nice.
Yes, I like smokers.
No, I don't smoke.
No, I do not like drinkers.
And for you fucking information, MARTHA CATHERINE AND ALISA ARE MY BEST FRIENDS, NONE OF THEM HAVE EVER WRONGED ME, SO STOP TRYING TO RUIN OUR RELATIONSHIP, IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. YOU NEED TO GET YOUR OWN FRIENDS BECAUSE I NEVER TRUSTED ANYONE MORE THAN THESE GIRLS. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.
No, I am not a lesbian.
No, I am not bisexual.
No, I am not as hard as i pretend to be.
Yes, I had my nipples pierced.
Yes, I hang out in Passaic.
Yes, I hang out with gangsters.
Yes, you may come over whenever you want!
Yes, I love techno, trance, and jungle.
No, I don't like men that refer to having sex as "getting pussy."
Yes, I am moody. A lot.
No, I am not always horny.
Yes, I looooove porn.
No, I do not find myself pretty.
Yes, I am down with my parents. =) <3
Yes, I cry almost as much as I laugh.
Yes, I am histrionic.
Yes, I AM picky when it comes to boys, but you'd be surprised.
No, I am not very self-confident at most times.
Nope, it is NOT too late to say you're sorry.
Yes, the Jerry Springer show is quality entertainment.
Yes, I am HORRRRRIBBLE with commitment.
Yes, these are my natural lip, eye and skin color.
Yes, sensitive men are sissies. And sensitive is different than nice.
Yes, I like smokers.
No, I don't smoke.
No, I do not like drinkers.
And for you fucking information, MARTHA CATHERINE AND ALISA ARE MY BEST FRIENDS, NONE OF THEM HAVE EVER WRONGED ME, SO STOP TRYING TO RUIN OUR RELATIONSHIP, IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. YOU NEED TO GET YOUR OWN FRIENDS BECAUSE I NEVER TRUSTED ANYONE MORE THAN THESE GIRLS. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME.