Fortunes
This was my fortune from Chinese food at work the other day:
“You have had a long-term stimulation relative to business”
My fortune from dinner last night:
"You are the master of every situation"
Ben likes to add "in your butt" to the end of fortunes. I like "in bed." Either way, fairly amusing. I'm not sure that I really understand the first one, but it strikes me as vaguely dirty.