Have your cake and eat it too.

[ineffable]

I can't sleep so I decided to write what happened during work.

I was doing some errands for work by going to the post office and this how it all went down..
I had to bust out some of my famous charm!

Alex: I notice there's a cake here..
Irene: Yeah, It's a co-workers birthday, do you want some?
Alex: Yeah?
Irene: Yes! There's a lot of it..
Alex: Are you sure? I don't want to get you in trouble for giving out the forbidden cake..
Irene: Hahaha.. it's fine I'll get you a plate and fork.
Alex: Thank you!

Niiiiiice!