(no subject)
Put an X next to the things that are true for you.
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK **lost part of my life due to beer**
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT **oh the good days**
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX **y cant beer erase the memories**
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN **ive seen pics but i dont remember**
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX **i like my ass hole tight**
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE **not sure**
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX **im a born again virgin**
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC **adrenalin rush**
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED **does it count if it wasnt official
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED **tweezers, hair dye, make-up...**
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED **i AM the boss**
(X) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT **make love...not war**
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING **should i buy a dildo???**
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF **i pissed on my cousin too...i was a bed wetter...**
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED **been lectured by cops tho**
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB **candy for everyone***
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE **not even a real date...dinner n movies kinda thing**
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER **orland was hott**
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL **starting now...no more skipping**
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER **all my coworkers r old ladies**
If I were a month, I'd be: april
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: sunday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: midnite...thats when i freaks come out
If I were a planet, I'd be: saturn ??? first one i thot of
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: turrrtle...turrrtle
If I were a direction, I'd be: forward
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a bed
If I were an appliance, I'd be: microwave
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: princess di
If I were a liquid, I'd be: king car
If I were a tree, I'd be: apple tree
If I were a clothing accessory, I'd be: panties
If I were a bird, I'd be: flamingo
If I were a tool, I'd be: screwdriver...
If I were a flower/plant: tulip
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: stormy
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: santa claus
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: guitar
If I were an animal, I'd be: cheetah
If I were a color, I'd be: red
If I were an emotion, I'd be: horny-ness
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: brocolli
If I were a sound, I'd be: ugh yah...
If I were an element, I'd be: air??? failed chem...
If I were a car, I'd be: 4-door f-150
If I were a song, I'd be: im a bitch...im a lover...im a child...blah blah blah
If I were a movie, I'd be: some porn **like april**
If I were a book, I'd be: kama sutra
If I were a food, I'd be: lasangna
If I were a place, I'd be: somalia **hehe**
If I were a material, I'd be: cotton
If I were a taste, I'd be: hott
If I were a scent, I'd be: apple
If I were an object, I'd be: a dildo
If I were a body part, I'd be: a dick **like april again**
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: how does horny look??
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: history
If I were a shape, I'd be a: cirle
If I were a number, I'd be: 2
1. Your name spelled backwards. nerual
2. Where were your parents born? Philippines
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? rehab-sitting at a bar
4. What's your favourite restaurant? aji ichi...hoa mai
5. Last time you swam in a pool? last week of jan...
6. Have you ever been in a school play? do musicals count?...if so...1 or 2...santa barbara
7. How many kids do you want? 5
8. Type of music you dislike most? real country
9. Are you registered to vote? yes
10. Do you have cable? yes...no premium tho...but if u look closely...u'll see boobies every once in a while...15 or 16
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? wats that???
12. Ever prank call anybody? haha...in middle school
13. Ever get a parking ticket? nope
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? both...i did some combo bungee/sky diving shit in cali**
15. What is the desktop picture on your computer? britney spears...hehe...
16. Do you have a garden? we have dead plants in pots
17. What's your favourite comic strip? blondie
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? i think so
19. Shower or Bath? shower...
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? 50 first dates...n eurotrip
21. Favourite pizza topping? mushrooms...
22. Chips or popcorn? chips
23. What colour lipstick do you usually wear? brownish reddish
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? no...
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? haha...ms. teen philippines guam...only cuz i needed to pass chemistry...which i failed btw...2nd runner up...haha
26. Orange juice or apple? apple
27. Who was the last person you made out with? haha...rodolfo
had sex with? mr. useless bastard
28. Favourite type of chocolate bar? watchamacallit
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? huh?
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? daddy used to grow cherry tomatos...
31. Have you ever won a trophy? no...im stupid
32. Are you a good cook? i make the best scrambled eggs ever...
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? yes...im a cheap bitch who doesnt want to pay the extra 5 cents for full service
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? no
35. Sprite or 7-up? 7-up
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? no
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? birth control...
38. Ever thrown up in public? one the side of the road...
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? millionaire $$$
40. Do you believe in Love at first sight? no...
41. Ever call a 1-900 number? hehe...as a joke only
43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? inang
44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? no i was bald
45. What did you eat today? tuna sandwich from subway...oh...garlic spam for breakfast
46. What's your all time favorite character? jem truly outrageous
47. What was the name of your first pet? bingo
48. What is in your purse/handbag? wallet, lipstick, face powder, cigarettes, lighter
49. Favourite thing to do before bedtime? watch my feet...oh...i like to whip out my cock n jack off too
50. What is your current pet's name? brownie (so pinoy i know), duke, n paco
**i love surveys**
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK **lost part of my life due to beer**
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT **oh the good days**
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX **y cant beer erase the memories**
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(_) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN **ive seen pics but i dont remember**
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX **i like my ass hole tight**
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE **not sure**
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX **im a born again virgin**
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC **adrenalin rush**
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED **does it count if it wasnt official
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED **tweezers, hair dye, make-up...**
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED **i AM the boss**
(X) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT **make love...not war**
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING **should i buy a dildo???**
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF **i pissed on my cousin too...i was a bed wetter...**
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED **been lectured by cops tho**
(X) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB **candy for everyone***
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED NEW YEARS IN TIME SQUARE
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE **not even a real date...dinner n movies kinda thing**
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER **orland was hott**
(X) I NEVER CELEBRATED MARDI-GRAS IN NEW ORLEANS
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL **starting now...no more skipping**
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER **all my coworkers r old ladies**
If I were a month, I'd be: april
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: sunday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: midnite...thats when i freaks come out
If I were a planet, I'd be: saturn ??? first one i thot of
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: turrrtle...turrrtle
If I were a direction, I'd be: forward
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a bed
If I were an appliance, I'd be: microwave
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: princess di
If I were a liquid, I'd be: king car
If I were a tree, I'd be: apple tree
If I were a clothing accessory, I'd be: panties
If I were a bird, I'd be: flamingo
If I were a tool, I'd be: screwdriver...
If I were a flower/plant: tulip
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: stormy
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: santa claus
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: guitar
If I were an animal, I'd be: cheetah
If I were a color, I'd be: red
If I were an emotion, I'd be: horny-ness
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: brocolli
If I were a sound, I'd be: ugh yah...
If I were an element, I'd be: air??? failed chem...
If I were a car, I'd be: 4-door f-150
If I were a song, I'd be: im a bitch...im a lover...im a child...blah blah blah
If I were a movie, I'd be: some porn **like april**
If I were a book, I'd be: kama sutra
If I were a food, I'd be: lasangna
If I were a place, I'd be: somalia **hehe**
If I were a material, I'd be: cotton
If I were a taste, I'd be: hott
If I were a scent, I'd be: apple
If I were an object, I'd be: a dildo
If I were a body part, I'd be: a dick **like april again**
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: how does horny look??
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: history
If I were a shape, I'd be a: cirle
If I were a number, I'd be: 2
1. Your name spelled backwards. nerual
2. Where were your parents born? Philippines
3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? rehab-sitting at a bar
4. What's your favourite restaurant? aji ichi...hoa mai
5. Last time you swam in a pool? last week of jan...
6. Have you ever been in a school play? do musicals count?...if so...1 or 2...santa barbara
7. How many kids do you want? 5
8. Type of music you dislike most? real country
9. Are you registered to vote? yes
10. Do you have cable? yes...no premium tho...but if u look closely...u'll see boobies every once in a while...15 or 16
11. Have you ever ridden on a moped? wats that???
12. Ever prank call anybody? haha...in middle school
13. Ever get a parking ticket? nope
14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? both...i did some combo bungee/sky diving shit in cali**
15. What is the desktop picture on your computer? britney spears...hehe...
16. Do you have a garden? we have dead plants in pots
17. What's your favourite comic strip? blondie
18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? i think so
19. Shower or Bath? shower...
20. Best movie you've seen in the past month? 50 first dates...n eurotrip
21. Favourite pizza topping? mushrooms...
22. Chips or popcorn? chips
23. What colour lipstick do you usually wear? brownish reddish
24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells? no...
25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? haha...ms. teen philippines guam...only cuz i needed to pass chemistry...which i failed btw...2nd runner up...haha
26. Orange juice or apple? apple
27. Who was the last person you made out with? haha...rodolfo
had sex with? mr. useless bastard
28. Favourite type of chocolate bar? watchamacallit
29. When was the last time you voted at the polls? huh?
30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato? daddy used to grow cherry tomatos...
31. Have you ever won a trophy? no...im stupid
32. Are you a good cook? i make the best scrambled eggs ever...
33. Do you know how to pump your own gas? yes...im a cheap bitch who doesnt want to pay the extra 5 cents for full service
34. Ever order an article from an infomercial? no
35. Sprite or 7-up? 7-up
36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work? no
37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy? birth control...
38. Ever thrown up in public? one the side of the road...
39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love? millionaire $$$
40. Do you believe in Love at first sight? no...
41. Ever call a 1-900 number? hehe...as a joke only
43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital? inang
44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby? no i was bald
45. What did you eat today? tuna sandwich from subway...oh...garlic spam for breakfast
46. What's your all time favorite character? jem truly outrageous
47. What was the name of your first pet? bingo
48. What is in your purse/handbag? wallet, lipstick, face powder, cigarettes, lighter
49. Favourite thing to do before bedtime? watch my feet...oh...i like to whip out my cock n jack off too
50. What is your current pet's name? brownie (so pinoy i know), duke, n paco
**i love surveys**