OOC

Jun 24, 2006 02:02

Log. Because um. Tati and I are idiots? >_>; Yessss.


SpandexSensei: *Walking through Konoha, after his long vacation in..like..Agrabah with Aladdin and stuff* *sees Kurenai* D: ......Whut. Why is she alive. N-no....*the screen like drips red down it in his vision of kurenai*

hottiekurenai: *walks right past Gai* *doesn't even notice him* e_e;

SpandexSensei: D:
SpandexSensei: D<
SpandexSensei: *ANGRY* *WONDERS HOW/WHY SHE DIDNT NOTICE HIM* *FIGURES IT MUST BE AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE KURENAI THATS BLIND AND RETARDED*
SpandexSensei: *is that conceited*
SpandexSensei: ..>_>
SpandexSensei: *TURNS AROUND AND WALKS AFTER HER*
SpandexSensei: u_u
SpandexSensei: *puts his hands in his pockets* ..*doesn't have any*
SpandexSensei: *is annoyed*
SpandexSensei: *just shoves his hands through his spandex*
SpandexSensei: *rips them*
SpandexSensei: u_u
SpandexSensei: *walks by Kurenai* .....>_>
SpandexSensei: Sup.

hottiekurenai: *looks at him* ..... *no expression of recognizement* *is that a word?* *just keeps walking*
hottiekurenai: *wonders if it's another stalker*
hottiekurenai: *thinks all men are*

SpandexSensei: ...................................

hottiekurenai: *is that conceited*

SpandexSensei: *elbows her in the face*
SpandexSensei: *has anger issues*
SpandexSensei: D<
SpandexSensei: YOU BITCH!!
SpandexSensei: *shakes her*
SpandexSensei: *takes out a kunai and stabs her in the thigh*
SpandexSensei: PAY ATTENTION TO ME
SpandexSensei: YOU FUCKING WHORE
SpandexSensei: *sees everyone staring XDD*

hottiekurenai: ......ouch. e_e; Who are you? *bleeds*

SpandexSensei: >_>
SpandexSensei: *lets go of her* ..Oh..you're not retarded and blind?

hottiekurenai: ...what? e_e; *pulls out the kunai* *it makes that gross sound* *people watching flinch*
hottiekurenai: ....hey.
hottiekurenai: wait.
hottiekurenai: you fucking stabbed me.
hottiekurenai: motherfucker.
hottiekurenai: >\
hottiekurenai: *stabs him in the arm*

SpandexSensei: ................
SpandexSensei: *electric guitar plays in his head*
SpandexSensei: *and that guy from that basketball thing is all "Y'all ready fo' this?"*
SpandexSensei: D<
SpandexSensei: I'm ready D<

hottiekurenai: *glares at him* .... *just turns and starts walking away* *annoyed* *has places to go and people to meet*

SpandexSensei: .....................
SpandexSensei: WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?! *points to her*
SpandexSensei: *FLEXES HIS ARM AND THE KUNAI POPS OUT OF IT*
SpandexSensei: *THINKS HES SO COOL*
SpandexSensei: GET BACK HERE!!!
SpandexSensei: I'LL HURT YOU SO BAD!!

hottiekurenai: *turns around and maces him*
hottiekurenai: Yeah. e_e;
hottiekurenai: *walks away again*

SpandexSensei: *runs after her, blinded*
SpandexSensei: DYNAMIC ENTRY!! *kicks in the air and flies past her*
SpandexSensei: *hits a building*
SpandexSensei: *the billboard on it falls on him*

hottiekurenai: *got the whole thing on video* e_e;
hottiekurenai: *puts videocamera back in her cleavage*
hottiekurenai: *points and laughs*

SpandexSensei: *HAND COMES OUT OF THE BILLBOARD LIKE A ZOMBIE*

hottiekurenai: O_O

SpandexSensei: *LIFTS IT OFF OF HIM AND THROWS IT AT HER*
SpandexSensei: *HAS NO IDEA WHY HES ANGRY AT HER*

hottiekurenai: *tries to duck* *you can't duck a billboard you dumbass*
hottiekurenai: *gets smashed*
hottiekurenai: ...

SpandexSensei: >D *struts over to her* *does a little walk-dance*
SpandexSensei: *VIva Las Vegas is playing*
SpandexSensei: u_u *lifts the billboard with one hand* Peekaboo ;D

hottiekurenai: *kicks him in the face with her heel* >_O
hottiekurenai: *scurries out*

SpandexSensei: ...............

hottiekurenai: >_>;

SpandexSensei: D< Wh-.....
SpandexSensei: *thinks of something cool to say*
SpandexSensei: WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE SHOES?
SpandexSensei: ....
SpandexSensei: *Thinks that sounded gay*
SpandexSensei: *instead of cool*
SpandexSensei: ....

hottiekurenai: ......*agrees* ....

SpandexSensei: WAIT
SpandexSensei: WHEN HEAVEN WAS
SpandexSensei: PASSING OUT SHOES
SpandexSensei: THEY.SKIPPED YOU

hottiekurenai: ............................
hottiekurenai: *stands up* Wow.

SpandexSensei: ....

hottiekurenai: I'm amazed...by your.....o_o...

SpandexSensei: bulge?

hottiekurenai: *can't believe someone is dumber than her*

SpandexSensei: I know.
SpandexSensei: It's awesome.

hottiekurenai: Not quite.

SpandexSensei: ...

hottiekurenai: e_e;

SpandexSensei: YOU FUCKER
SpandexSensei: *TACKLES*

hottiekurenai: D:!
hottiekurenai: EW, GET IT OFF!!!

SpandexSensei: *WRAPS HIS HANDS AROUND HER NECK AND STRANGLES*
SpandexSensei: TALK
SpandexSensei: YOULL SOUND LIKE DONALD DUCK

hottiekurenai: *reaches in pocket*
hottiekurenai: *maces him again*

SpandexSensei: ...........................

hottiekurenai: n_n

SpandexSensei: *gets off of her* ..*rubs at his eyes all boyishly* T_T

hottiekurenai: *tries to take his wallet while he's disoriented* 7_7; *whistles innocently*

SpandexSensei: *HAS NO POCKETS* *SHOVES HIS WALLET IN HIS LEGWARMERS*

hottiekurenai: *can't find it ;_;* *so upset* *has done this a million times*

SpandexSensei: ...*doesn't want her leaving*
SpandexSensei: *pretends to be dramatic*
SpandexSensei: K-Kurenai...
SpandexSensei: is that..you?
SpandexSensei: You're really...alive?

hottiekurenai: .........e_e; *walks away*

SpandexSensei: I..the blood...
SpandexSensei: *thinks he's still talking to her*
SpandexSensei: I missed you...
SpandexSensei: You..you were the only one...

hottiekurenai: *like down two streets now*

SpandexSensei: *vision starts returning*
SpandexSensei: *sees he's talking to an old man*
SpandexSensei: ..........
SpandexSensei: Old man: ....*jacking off*
SpandexSensei: ...........
SpandexSensei: *SHRIEKS LIKE A GIRL AND RUNS* D:

hottiekurenai: *in a bar* 7_7;

SpandexSensei: *goes to a bar* *is an alcoholic*
SpandexSensei: *like Kurenai XD*

hottiekurenai: *she could stop if she wanted to*
hottiekurenai: *really*

SpandexSensei: u_u *sits next to Kurenai* Oh man, this total bitch was pissing me off earlier.
SpandexSensei: So want to have sex?
SpandexSensei: *looks at her*
SpandexSensei: *sees it's Kurenai*

hottiekurenai: .......................
hottiekurenai: *reaches for mace*

SpandexSensei: ...................
SpandexSensei: @#@#*@(#JKHJ$KWHA
SpandexSensei: *BREAKS A BOTTLE*
SpandexSensei: *TRIES TO ATTACK HER WITH IT*

hottiekurenai: EW EW NOT MY HAIR!!! ;_;
hottiekurenai: PUT THAT DOWN!!!

SpandexSensei: *CLOSING HIS EYES IN DEFENSE!*
SpandexSensei: *STABS JESUS INSTEAD*
SpandexSensei: Jesus: .. D: ....
SpandexSensei: Jesus: ...Forgive him Father..for he is retarded..
SpandexSensei: D< *looks around*
SpandexSensei: WHERE ARE YOU?
SpandexSensei: COME OUT
SpandexSensei: *stupid*

hottiekurenai: *at some random table in the back talking to some CEO* 7_7;;; Ew. Just ignore that guy.
hottiekurenai: *scoots closer to the CEO so she can use him as a shield*

SpandexSensei: *walks over to Kurenai*
SpandexSensei: What's up?
SpandexSensei: *perfectly calm*
SpandexSensei: *SCREAMS*
SpandexSensei: *GRABS A BOTTLE*
SpandexSensei: *TRIES TO SMASH IT OVER HER HEAD*

hottiekurenai: *shoves CEO out in front*
hottiekurenai: *steals his wallet once he's knocked out*
hottiekurenai: Thanks, Gai :D

SpandexSensei: CEO: *WAS GOING TO MAKE THE DEAL OF A LIFETIME TODAY AND LIKE SELL HIS COMPANY FOR TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS*
SpandexSensei: CEO: *IS A CEO IN A NINJA WORLD?*

hottiekurenai: CEO: *KUNAI DEALER*
hottiekurenai: CEO: *ALSO PRODUCES FOREHEAD PROTECTORS* *MAKES A TON*

SpandexSensei: D: ....Oops. Sorry, sir.
SpandexSensei: *shy look*
SpandexSensei: *bats eyelashes*

hottiekurenai: *kicks CEO to the floor* 7_7; No one saw that.

SpandexSensei: *looks over at Kurenai* >\

hottiekurenai: *puts a napkin over him*

SpandexSensei: You.

hottiekurenai: Me. e_e;

SpandexSensei: >_>
SpandexSensei: Do you know who I am?
SpandexSensei: *wonders if he exists in Kurenai's universe*

hottiekurenai: *has known all along XD* Um, no. e_e; Never seen you before.
hottiekurenai: *trying to pretend like she just doesn't know him*
hottiekurenai: *doesn't want to be seen with him*

SpandexSensei: >_> D:> WHAT?
SpandexSensei: Oh..well...
SpandexSensei: I'm Gai..
SpandexSensei: sorry about the bad first impression..I sometimes get a bi-*stabs Kurenai*
SpandexSensei: *grabs the wallet*
SpandexSensei: *runs off laughing*

hottiekurenai: .........o_o....
hottiekurenai: ....no. no.
hottiekurenai: *stands up slowly* o_o
hottiekurenai: *just stands there frozen for a moment* There were...hundred dollar bills in that wallet...

SpandexSensei: :D HAHAHAHAH *running with the wallet*
SpandexSensei: *random billboard falls on him*

hottiekurenai: *snaps out of it* *walks over to the billboard*
hottiekurenai: *picks it up with the super strength that like mothers get when cars fall on their kids*
hottiekurenai: *GRABS THE WALLET BACK*
hottiekurenai: *lets the billboard slam down on him*
hottiekurenai: *puts the wallet in her cleavage*
hottiekurenai: ;_;

SpandexSensei: *comes out from under the billboard* @_@
SpandexSensei: *has like a scraped knee and that's it*
SpandexSensei: *puts a bandaid on it*
SpandexSensei: *looks at his hands*
SpandexSensei: *sees no wallet*
SpandexSensei: ....
SpandexSensei: Kurenai has loiyed D< ...
SpandexSensei: *walks over to her* Hey..listen...*puts his hands up* *chuckles* n_n Let's put the past behind us.

hottiekurenai: *stabs him in the stomach*

SpandexSensei: ...........
SpandexSensei: D<

hottiekurenai: Okay. :D

SpandexSensei: *PUNCHES HER IN THE FACE*

hottiekurenai: @_x
hottiekurenai: *falls*
hottiekurenai: *wallet falls out of her hands*

SpandexSensei: *gives her a tittie twister*
SpandexSensei: *grabs the wallet*
SpandexSensei: *runs again*
SpandexSensei: *so stupid*

hottiekurenai: O_O *pwned*
hottiekurenai: *gets up* *rubs titties* >_O ....*realizes she doesn't have the wallet*

SpandexSensei: *spends the money on a bunch of really annoying talking books*
SpandexSensei: *presses them all at once*
SpandexSensei: *and it's like THE COW SAYS MOOOO*
SpandexSensei: *THE PIG SAYS OINK*
SpandexSensei: *ANNOYS EVERYONE IN THE VILLAGE*
SpandexSensei: :D

hottiekurenai: *walks out of the bar* ;_; *so depressed* *hasn't had much luck finding a sugar daddy in the village yet* *really broke*

SpandexSensei: *sets up books all around town like bombs*
SpandexSensei: *has them all tied to strings*
SpandexSensei: 3...
SpandexSensei: 2....
SpandexSensei: 1....
SpandexSensei: *detonates them*
SpandexSensei: *THE COW SAYS MOOOO*
SpandexSensei: *THE ROOSTER GOES COCKADOODLE DOOO!*

hottiekurenai: *sinks to her knees*

SpandexSensei: Everyone in town: *SCREAMS*

hottiekurenai: *hands over ears*
hottiekurenai: >_O
hottiekurenai: No...
hottiekurenai: NOOOO!!

SpandexSensei: Little kid: *dies in his mothers arms*

hottiekurenai: *'I just died in your arms tonight' plays*
hottiekurenai: *sings along* T_T Oh I...
hottiekurenai: I just died in your arms tonight..
hottiekurenai: it must have been something you said...
hottiekurenai: *THE COW SAYS MOOO*
hottiekurenai: *SOBS*
hottiekurenai: PLEASE, STOP IT!!!
hottiekurenai: T__T
hottiekurenai: *hates children*
hottiekurenai: *hates children's books*
hottiekurenai: *secret weakness*

SpandexSensei: >_> *sees a gumball machine*
SpandexSensei: *runs over to it*
SpandexSensei: *HAS NO MONEY LEFT*
SpandexSensei: ..No..
SpandexSensei: No...

hottiekurenai: >_O hahahahahaha...

SpandexSensei: *IMPULSIVE SPENDER*

hottiekurenai: *still covering ears* >_O HAHAHAHA!!!
hottiekurenai: HAHAHAHAAHAH!!! +_+
hottiekurenai: *laughing for no reason* *doesn't understand why he's upset*
hottiekurenai: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
hottiekurenai: >_O

SpandexSensei: *looks over at Kurenai*
SpandexSensei: *squints* ......
SpandexSensei: You look familiar...
SpandexSensei: Oh yeah!!!
SpandexSensei: Hey!!
SpandexSensei: *waves*
SpandexSensei: Sup?

hottiekurenai: *uncovers ears* >_O Ew. Don't talk to me.

SpandexSensei: ...
SpandexSensei: : (
SpandexSensei: Why not?

hottiekurenai: You're a loser.
hottiekurenai: e_e;

SpandexSensei: ....

hottiekurenai: .......

SpandexSensei: *world shatters*
SpandexSensei: No..

hottiekurenai: Yes. e_e;
hottiekurenai: *stands up* e_e;

SpandexSensei: ........

hottiekurenai: Screw you Gai, I'm goin' home.

SpandexSensei: .....
SpandexSensei: Can I come?

hottiekurenai: No.

SpandexSensei: ...
SpandexSensei: Okay..

hottiekurenai: *walks away*

SpandexSensei: *turns around*
SpandexSensei: *sees the old man jacking off*
SpandexSensei: *sighs sadly*
SpandexSensei: *walks home, wondering when he'll be able to come to Kurenai's kewl parties* ;_;
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