Ok, my phone is working now, but I'd prefer you not call me unless it's urgent, and even then I probably wouldn't understand a word you're saying. There's still something wrong with the actual phone line causing so much phone static I could choke on it.
Case in point: I just got a call from somebody. From my end, this is how the conversation went.
Me: Hello?
Them: Hey is Ashley there?
M: Yeah this is Ashley, I can barely hear you. Who is this?
T: Olivia.
(I don't know an Olivia)
M: Excuse me?
T: This is Olivia. Is this Ashley?
M: Yeah this is Ashley. Um... WHO is this?
T: Olivia.
M: Um... what?
T: (something about my dad)
M: Huh?
T: Is this Ashley Zeas?
M: Uh...
T: Are you going to the dance?
M: The what? Um I don't think so.
T: Is this Ashley?
M: Yeah, it's really static-y, can you call me back in like 30 minutes?
T: Sure.
M: I'll talk to you later.
So if you called me and I acted like I was really lost and confused, I'm sorry. Just
e-mail me or something instead.