Suitable Conduct for the Maintenance of a Stress-free Environment*
-It is not permissable to associate with any member of the human race that is classified as male unless they are a homosexual.*
-It is not permissable to associate with any male unless they are deemed repulsive**
-It is inapppropriate to associate with any male who is has been single for more than two hours.***
-It is inappropriate to associate with, send or receive any form of communication from, any persons with whom the subject of this document has at anytime engaged in any form of sexual behavior.****
-It is not permissable for the subject to make eye-contact with, remain within ten feet of for more than the time necessary to remove themselves from the two foot radius of the individual previously mentioned.*****
*homosexual must be approved by boyfriend and provide evidence that he has engaged in at least 2+ sexual acts with a person of the same sex. Must have no history of male-female sexual activity for at least six months prior to evaluation. If evidence is rendered then suspicion is inevitable and cross-examining is permitted. Contact is also limited. Calls may be monitored.
**Must possess at least one major physical defect that is noticable to the average onlooker within ten seconds of viewing. i.e. a wart protruding from a facial region.
***It is, however, appropriate to associate with a male who is in an unofficial relationship if he and his current female of choice are both present as well as the significant other of the subject of this entry.
****If the prohibited individual is bisexual, rules may be adjusted slightly in the subject's favor unless the individual is female and there is no possibility of a sexual act involving that individual, the subject, and the subject's partner occuring in the next thirty day window.
*****No exclusions apply. Violation results in the abrupt termination of the functionality of the relationship of the addressee,irreparable emotional difficulties and/or damage experienced by both parties: categorized by and not exclusive to violent outbursts, disruption of normal activities, and or termination of the contract upon which this document is based.
Exclusionary Clause: Boyfriend of the the subject mentioned herein remains exempt from the all articles mentioned above due to the nature by which this document was construed.
-It is not permissable to associate with any male unless they are deemed repulsive**
-It is inapppropriate to associate with any male who is has been single for more than two hours.***
-It is inappropriate to associate with, send or receive any form of communication from, any persons with whom the subject of this document has at anytime engaged in any form of sexual behavior.****
-It is not permissable for the subject to make eye-contact with, remain within ten feet of for more than the time necessary to remove themselves from the two foot radius of the individual previously mentioned.*****
*homosexual must be approved by boyfriend and provide evidence that he has engaged in at least 2+ sexual acts with a person of the same sex. Must have no history of male-female sexual activity for at least six months prior to evaluation. If evidence is rendered then suspicion is inevitable and cross-examining is permitted. Contact is also limited. Calls may be monitored.
**Must possess at least one major physical defect that is noticable to the average onlooker within ten seconds of viewing. i.e. a wart protruding from a facial region.
***It is, however, appropriate to associate with a male who is in an unofficial relationship if he and his current female of choice are both present as well as the significant other of the subject of this entry.
****If the prohibited individual is bisexual, rules may be adjusted slightly in the subject's favor unless the individual is female and there is no possibility of a sexual act involving that individual, the subject, and the subject's partner occuring in the next thirty day window.
*****No exclusions apply. Violation results in the abrupt termination of the functionality of the relationship of the addressee,irreparable emotional difficulties and/or damage experienced by both parties: categorized by and not exclusive to violent outbursts, disruption of normal activities, and or termination of the contract upon which this document is based.
Exclusionary Clause: Boyfriend of the the subject mentioned herein remains exempt from the all articles mentioned above due to the nature by which this document was construed.