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I'm watching Resident Evil: Afterlife. You know what my favorite part is?
The part where they seem to have time to put on perfect makeup. :3 LOL I know this happens in most movies, but they're wearing a lot for a post-apocalyptic world. Ah well. LOL and why are the cities still on fire? After what - five years or however long it's been, I'm fairly certain the world wouldn't still be on fire.
On the plus side, I want to have so much sex with Wentworth Miller. While I had other choices for Chris Redfield, it certainly could have been much worse. :D
LOL Resident Evil's version of Pyramid Man? Seriously? Dying right now. I can't remember where in the game there was a dude like that, but whatever. If he was wielding a chain-saw, then maybe. Okay, if we're going to have the zombies from RE4, why can't we have Leon and Ada? Weep. :(
Also I can't be the only one seeing the Alice/Claire in this movie. >:D
LOL Chris, don't you think it would have been easier to take off the prison garb before you went swimming? ROFL. Logic, RE does not have it. And of course they're guns work, despite being soaking wet.
Fahahahahaha. Oh my god, this one is so campy. I love it.
Claire, you're so badass, even if I hate Ali Larter. But seriously, Claire/Alice ftw. Well, I mean, since Carlos is dead. Alice/Carlos will always be my RE OTP but yanno.
Also crawling over sharp rocks covered in zombie goo does not sound like the greatest idea ever. Just sayin'.
And by two thousand survivors, they mean TWO THOUSAND ZOMMMBBIESSS. ~snerk~ Yay Umbrella.
Didn't they just say ITS A TRAAAAP.
ILU Wesker. Even if you are an evil evil-doer. :D Hahahahaha. He's so ~dramatic~. Favorite bad guy of all time, I don't even know why. XD
FUCK YES K-MART. I love this movie for it's totally badass girls. :D Oh, Wesker, that look is so not attractive on you. Okay, so you empty a whole bunch of clips into him, the smart thing to do is to cut off his head. HAVEN'T THE PREVIOUS THREE MOVIES TAUGHT YOU NOTHING?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *cough* Sorry, but Wesker, you get fucked every time. "I'm so smart teehee - OH SHIT."
Oh dear. Luther is still alive. And that is a lot of baddie helicopters. ~snerk~
HELL YES JILL VALENTINE MOTHERFUCKERS. It's weird seeing her without the dark hair, though. Does that mean in the next movie they'll have Shiva? *dances with excitement* Still want Leon, though. Sigh.
That was actually a lot better than I thought it was going to be. But I'm a total Resident Evil nerd, so... :D
The part where they seem to have time to put on perfect makeup. :3 LOL I know this happens in most movies, but they're wearing a lot for a post-apocalyptic world. Ah well. LOL and why are the cities still on fire? After what - five years or however long it's been, I'm fairly certain the world wouldn't still be on fire.
On the plus side, I want to have so much sex with Wentworth Miller. While I had other choices for Chris Redfield, it certainly could have been much worse. :D
LOL Resident Evil's version of Pyramid Man? Seriously? Dying right now. I can't remember where in the game there was a dude like that, but whatever. If he was wielding a chain-saw, then maybe. Okay, if we're going to have the zombies from RE4, why can't we have Leon and Ada? Weep. :(
Also I can't be the only one seeing the Alice/Claire in this movie. >:D
LOL Chris, don't you think it would have been easier to take off the prison garb before you went swimming? ROFL. Logic, RE does not have it. And of course they're guns work, despite being soaking wet.
Fahahahahaha. Oh my god, this one is so campy. I love it.
Claire, you're so badass, even if I hate Ali Larter. But seriously, Claire/Alice ftw. Well, I mean, since Carlos is dead. Alice/Carlos will always be my RE OTP but yanno.
Also crawling over sharp rocks covered in zombie goo does not sound like the greatest idea ever. Just sayin'.
And by two thousand survivors, they mean TWO THOUSAND ZOMMMBBIESSS. ~snerk~ Yay Umbrella.
Didn't they just say ITS A TRAAAAP.
ILU Wesker. Even if you are an evil evil-doer. :D Hahahahaha. He's so ~dramatic~. Favorite bad guy of all time, I don't even know why. XD
FUCK YES K-MART. I love this movie for it's totally badass girls. :D Oh, Wesker, that look is so not attractive on you. Okay, so you empty a whole bunch of clips into him, the smart thing to do is to cut off his head. HAVEN'T THE PREVIOUS THREE MOVIES TAUGHT YOU NOTHING?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *cough* Sorry, but Wesker, you get fucked every time. "I'm so smart teehee - OH SHIT."
Oh dear. Luther is still alive. And that is a lot of baddie helicopters. ~snerk~
HELL YES JILL VALENTINE MOTHERFUCKERS. It's weird seeing her without the dark hair, though. Does that mean in the next movie they'll have Shiva? *dances with excitement* Still want Leon, though. Sigh.
That was actually a lot better than I thought it was going to be. But I'm a total Resident Evil nerd, so... :D