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Bweee! I seen Resident Evil 3. I have some major issues with it, though.
First of all...
CARLOS. WHAT THE HELL DID THEY GO AND DO THAT FOR?
And how did L.J. manage to last two days with the virus and Carlos barely lasted two hours? Granted, his was a more powerful strain (already formulating theories as to how this could lead to his survival of the explosion of d00m. I'm in denial, stfu.) And also - how could Alice not tell that L.J. was infected? In the last movie she knew that Angela was infected and also when Carlos was bit the first time. Rawr.
Also - do we really need fifty thousand Alices running around kicking ass? It sort of ruins the whole Alice phenomenon.
CLAIRE REDFIELD. Okay, so I didn't really have any issues with the character, per se, but more Ali Larter. Does she even have an emotional range?
CARLOS. ;______; WHY WHY WHY. They could have kept L.J. alive and then he could have died heroically and then Carlos could fly off with Claire and STILL BE ALIVE.
*continues formulating plans on how Carlos survives another day to boink Alice* This is really hard. I'm thinking that the uber-advanced strain of T-Virus and Alice blood would save him from the explosion, but it would inevitably kill him and turn him into either a) Super!Zombie or b) Weird-ass mutated thing like Doctor McCrazy. Either that or a fluke piece of shrapnel fell between him and the dynamite and somehow he was sheltered from the fireball of d00m, but then you still got to deal with the crazy T-Virus which cannot be cured by the anti-virus. ALTHOUGH, it could be cured by the ULTIMATE cure from Alice blood, but he would probably turn into a zombie by then.
DAMN IT, WHY DID THEY KILL CARLOS ARGH. I could careless about everyone else but Carlooooosssssss.
Also - they never explained what happened to Jill, which was kind of stupid. I mean, I can assume that she was probably eaten or something, but there wasn't a mention about it. I mean, even just a WORD about her would have been great.
I did not expect Nurse Betty to die that fast, but I didn't really care because I don't like her. So um. Yeah.
ALASKA?
Some back story on Claire would have been nice, and if you're going to have Claire Redfield, you might as well have Chris Redfield, too.
K-Mart was cute.
No explanation as to where Angela went, either? Maybe she and Jill went off to go and hone Angie's combat skillz. Or something. Yeah.
I am hoping to the all-mighty zombie Gods that Leon Kennedy will be in the next movie because that would be so awesome. But would he be in Alaska or Tokyo? I bet Rebecca Chambers is in the next one because of the whole Tokyo thing. If they throw in Ada Wong, I will be slightly angry because she is Chinese, but if Ada is there then Leon would be there and then I wouldn't care a whole helluva lot.
Wesker was kind of hot which is so wrong.
Um. The movie was pretty awesome, though, in and of itself. Lots of super cool Alice action, which is the best part of the movie franchise.
I really liked the little game-like bits, like when Alice is walking through Hive II and through the trashed laboratories or when L.J. is checking out the motel. It was nice to have that, since, let's face it, the movie is pretty damn far off from the games.
I wonder if they'll have any Code: Veronica like bits in the next movie. Hm.
You know who would be a really hot Leon Kennedy (and also awesome)? Jensen Ackles. Just sayin'.
Yeah, I really have nothing else coherent to say.
First of all...
CARLOS. WHAT THE HELL DID THEY GO AND DO THAT FOR?
And how did L.J. manage to last two days with the virus and Carlos barely lasted two hours? Granted, his was a more powerful strain (already formulating theories as to how this could lead to his survival of the explosion of d00m. I'm in denial, stfu.) And also - how could Alice not tell that L.J. was infected? In the last movie she knew that Angela was infected and also when Carlos was bit the first time. Rawr.
Also - do we really need fifty thousand Alices running around kicking ass? It sort of ruins the whole Alice phenomenon.
CLAIRE REDFIELD. Okay, so I didn't really have any issues with the character, per se, but more Ali Larter. Does she even have an emotional range?
CARLOS. ;______; WHY WHY WHY. They could have kept L.J. alive and then he could have died heroically and then Carlos could fly off with Claire and STILL BE ALIVE.
*continues formulating plans on how Carlos survives another day to boink Alice* This is really hard. I'm thinking that the uber-advanced strain of T-Virus and Alice blood would save him from the explosion, but it would inevitably kill him and turn him into either a) Super!Zombie or b) Weird-ass mutated thing like Doctor McCrazy. Either that or a fluke piece of shrapnel fell between him and the dynamite and somehow he was sheltered from the fireball of d00m, but then you still got to deal with the crazy T-Virus which cannot be cured by the anti-virus. ALTHOUGH, it could be cured by the ULTIMATE cure from Alice blood, but he would probably turn into a zombie by then.
DAMN IT, WHY DID THEY KILL CARLOS ARGH. I could careless about everyone else but Carlooooosssssss.
Also - they never explained what happened to Jill, which was kind of stupid. I mean, I can assume that she was probably eaten or something, but there wasn't a mention about it. I mean, even just a WORD about her would have been great.
I did not expect Nurse Betty to die that fast, but I didn't really care because I don't like her. So um. Yeah.
ALASKA?
Some back story on Claire would have been nice, and if you're going to have Claire Redfield, you might as well have Chris Redfield, too.
K-Mart was cute.
No explanation as to where Angela went, either? Maybe she and Jill went off to go and hone Angie's combat skillz. Or something. Yeah.
I am hoping to the all-mighty zombie Gods that Leon Kennedy will be in the next movie because that would be so awesome. But would he be in Alaska or Tokyo? I bet Rebecca Chambers is in the next one because of the whole Tokyo thing. If they throw in Ada Wong, I will be slightly angry because she is Chinese, but if Ada is there then Leon would be there and then I wouldn't care a whole helluva lot.
Wesker was kind of hot which is so wrong.
Um. The movie was pretty awesome, though, in and of itself. Lots of super cool Alice action, which is the best part of the movie franchise.
I really liked the little game-like bits, like when Alice is walking through Hive II and through the trashed laboratories or when L.J. is checking out the motel. It was nice to have that, since, let's face it, the movie is pretty damn far off from the games.
I wonder if they'll have any Code: Veronica like bits in the next movie. Hm.
You know who would be a really hot Leon Kennedy (and also awesome)? Jensen Ackles. Just sayin'.
Yeah, I really have nothing else coherent to say.