When underwires attack
I finally figured out why I keep hearing bad things from people about today. It's 6-6-06, the DEVIL's DAY of DOOM and DESTRUCTION and DECAY and DASHED DREAMS and DUST and, well, you can pull out the dictionary and flip to D if you'd like more information.
As for me, the devil has cursed my recordings to not work and made the underwire in my bra poke out and irritate my chest all day. I keep pushing it back it, and it'll stay for a while, but then it pops out again. I should just rip it out, but then my boobs will look lopsided. So instead I have to keep grabbing my breast and pushing it back in. At first I used the bathroom for this, but as the day wore on and it poked me unexpectedly, I just reacted. I really hope none of the guys at work have noticed my constant groping.
As for me, the devil has cursed my recordings to not work and made the underwire in my bra poke out and irritate my chest all day. I keep pushing it back it, and it'll stay for a while, but then it pops out again. I should just rip it out, but then my boobs will look lopsided. So instead I have to keep grabbing my breast and pushing it back in. At first I used the bathroom for this, but as the day wore on and it poked me unexpectedly, I just reacted. I really hope none of the guys at work have noticed my constant groping.