[fic] Of Jealousy, Threesomes and Fur
title: Of Jealousy, Threesomes and Fur
characters: Sasuke, Naruto and Kyuubi
pairing: KyuuSasuNaru
disclaimer: do not blame me for your brain damage.still not mine. damn.
summary: The sequel for 'Of Threesomes and Love'. Furry fun for everyone. Crack.
1. chapter: Of Threesomes and Love
“Ah…”
“Oh, yes.”
“Ah! Oh, there!”
“You like that?”
“YES! You’re amazing… the best I ever had.”
“Hehehehe…”
“….excuse me? So HE is the best you ever had? Then what about me? You know your boyfriend of three sex and ramen filled years.”
“Oh, shut up Sasuke. It’s not my fault you’re only sitting over there glaring at us instead of joining the fun. There are three tails left for you!”
“Hn. …wait. Three? Out of NINE? Where are the other six? I only see two being used right now!”
“Uhm. Hahahah. Do you really want to know? I mean I know that you sometimes get a bit jealous, so I . OH GOD YES! DO THAT AGAIN, KYUU-CHAN!”
“Of course, Naru-chan. Who is your fashionable demon fox? WHO IS IT?”
“AH! Ahhhhh, mhmmm…”
“Who is your fashion guru? Who knows how to work that thong?”
“You are! And you do! But please do that thing with your tail again!”
“Uhm. Which one?”
“The one on the bottom right!”
“…that one?”
“NO! That tickled actually. And not in a pleasant way either. I meant the one besides it! The one you dyed pink earlier!”
“That one?”
“OH! No-o. But that one isn’t bad either. Continue like that…”
“Mwuahahahhahaha, I’m the love guru!”
“Oh god. I think I’m going to be sick. Why didn’t I decide to angst in some corner crying about my dead family and cruel fate instead of watching this?”
“Oh, shut up Uchiha!”
“Oh, SHUT UP BASTARD!”
“…I feel unloved. If only my brother was still alive I could chase after him and be the broody and handsome avenger with everyone going after my ass who has at least one bad-guy bone in their body.”
“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Kyuu-chan! Why didn’t we do this sooner?”
“…excuse me? Weren’t you listening to my angsty and touching monologue just now? Where’s my hug?”
“Because you were still with that emo-head until now. But we can catch up now, my Naru-chan.”
“Hello? Are you ignoring me? Me? The hottest bitch in all of Ninja-land?”
“Fuck yes! Oh,….. Sasuke? Did you say something?”
“No. I didn’t. Just ignore me and have your fun. With someone else.”
“Thanks Sasuke! I knew you would understand! YES! I think I’m almost at my limit! Get away your fur Kyuu-chan I heard semen is a bitch to get out again!”
“But! How are you going to finish without me?”
“Uhm. Sasuke? Lend me a hand here?”
“…”
“Please?”
“Sigh. Whatever. Give the thing to me.”
“Ohhhhhhh SASUKE!”
“Hn. So, who’s the best you ever had now, idiot?”
“AHHHHHHHHH!! You both are!”
“Not exactly what I wanted to hear idiot. But I guess you’re forgiven. …wait. Hey! Kyuubi! Stop touching me with your tails!”
“And why is that Uchiha-chan? You don’t like it? Mwuahahahahahhahaha.”
“Damn right I don’t! So get your furry self awa- Ahhhhhhhhh.”
“So, who’s your love guru Uchiha-chan?”
“…you are Kyuu-chan.”
“Heheheheh, that’s what I thought.”
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After a bit of reluctance on Sasuke’s part the night turned out to be fabulous fun that would be repeated several times in the future. At least until both Sasuke and Naruto got tired of finding stray fur in uncomfortable places all the time and decided to stick to just the two of them in bed. Missionary style.
characters: Sasuke, Naruto and Kyuubi
pairing: KyuuSasuNaru
disclaimer: do not blame me for your brain damage.still not mine. damn.
summary: The sequel for 'Of Threesomes and Love'. Furry fun for everyone. Crack.
1. chapter: Of Threesomes and Love
“Ah…”
“Oh, yes.”
“Ah! Oh, there!”
“You like that?”
“YES! You’re amazing… the best I ever had.”
“Hehehehe…”
“….excuse me? So HE is the best you ever had? Then what about me? You know your boyfriend of three sex and ramen filled years.”
“Oh, shut up Sasuke. It’s not my fault you’re only sitting over there glaring at us instead of joining the fun. There are three tails left for you!”
“Hn. …wait. Three? Out of NINE? Where are the other six? I only see two being used right now!”
“Uhm. Hahahah. Do you really want to know? I mean I know that you sometimes get a bit jealous, so I . OH GOD YES! DO THAT AGAIN, KYUU-CHAN!”
“Of course, Naru-chan. Who is your fashionable demon fox? WHO IS IT?”
“AH! Ahhhhh, mhmmm…”
“Who is your fashion guru? Who knows how to work that thong?”
“You are! And you do! But please do that thing with your tail again!”
“Uhm. Which one?”
“The one on the bottom right!”
“…that one?”
“NO! That tickled actually. And not in a pleasant way either. I meant the one besides it! The one you dyed pink earlier!”
“That one?”
“OH! No-o. But that one isn’t bad either. Continue like that…”
“Mwuahahahhahaha, I’m the love guru!”
“Oh god. I think I’m going to be sick. Why didn’t I decide to angst in some corner crying about my dead family and cruel fate instead of watching this?”
“Oh, shut up Uchiha!”
“Oh, SHUT UP BASTARD!”
“…I feel unloved. If only my brother was still alive I could chase after him and be the broody and handsome avenger with everyone going after my ass who has at least one bad-guy bone in their body.”
“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Kyuu-chan! Why didn’t we do this sooner?”
“…excuse me? Weren’t you listening to my angsty and touching monologue just now? Where’s my hug?”
“Because you were still with that emo-head until now. But we can catch up now, my Naru-chan.”
“Hello? Are you ignoring me? Me? The hottest bitch in all of Ninja-land?”
“Fuck yes! Oh,….. Sasuke? Did you say something?”
“No. I didn’t. Just ignore me and have your fun. With someone else.”
“Thanks Sasuke! I knew you would understand! YES! I think I’m almost at my limit! Get away your fur Kyuu-chan I heard semen is a bitch to get out again!”
“But! How are you going to finish without me?”
“Uhm. Sasuke? Lend me a hand here?”
“…”
“Please?”
“Sigh. Whatever. Give the thing to me.”
“Ohhhhhhh SASUKE!”
“Hn. So, who’s the best you ever had now, idiot?”
“AHHHHHHHHH!! You both are!”
“Not exactly what I wanted to hear idiot. But I guess you’re forgiven. …wait. Hey! Kyuubi! Stop touching me with your tails!”
“And why is that Uchiha-chan? You don’t like it? Mwuahahahahahhahaha.”
“Damn right I don’t! So get your furry self awa- Ahhhhhhhhh.”
“So, who’s your love guru Uchiha-chan?”
“…you are Kyuu-chan.”
“Heheheheh, that’s what I thought.”
---------------
After a bit of reluctance on Sasuke’s part the night turned out to be fabulous fun that would be repeated several times in the future. At least until both Sasuke and Naruto got tired of finding stray fur in uncomfortable places all the time and decided to stick to just the two of them in bed. Missionary style.