Some girl was harassing me pretty bad a few months ago and for reasons involving police i wasn't permitted to make any public announcements or posts in case she decided to continue with the threats (so i wouldn't be held accountable for anything and she'd get her ass locked up) but it's absolutely ridiculous! i mean, funny, but hell!
the text messages were as follows - i am in the bold.. she is in regular font (if you couldn't tell hers anyway)
6/11/06
12:59
Birdseed it’s making you hungry fatback
1:03
Who the hell is this! Haha
1:08
Some of your meglings
1:09
haha who i am drunk
1:12
You are a blumppie you fatback cornish gamehen
1:13
Cluck a doodle cock
1:15
Howd u know i was fatback u cock? lol ima punk u wio thbs?
1:18
The gothic mafia and fuck you henrietta
1:25
how’s the coop
1:28
coop?
1:29
you know where you lay your eggs
1:32
Oh, the toilet! its a messy stench.
1:48
I luv meggos u guys rock! have a drunken nite k?
2:03
Cluck you
2:22
in ur ass darling
2:30
Seriously just go fuck yourself you’re a salmanilla cesspool
2:34
I know this so y r u texting me if im so diseased?
2:54
Fuckin your disgustin poultry beast
2:56
Then y u so obsessed with me?
1:54pm
You’re a bad egg
3:34
Hold your beak up high
5:30
The eagle has landed
5:32
Dirty little finch
5:34
you promiscuous penguin
5:35
How about a cockfight you horny hen
5:39
seasons greetings oswald cobblepod
5:42
i heard you were sick... do you have the bird flu
5:43
So you heading south for the winter
5:54
What the fuck you left droppings all over my car
5:57
I can’t believe they clipped your wings
6:01
Meghan want a cracker?
7:30
Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the nest today
7:42
Dount count your chickens before they hatch
11:17
You’re an ostracised ostrich i hate you fatback
11:18
I visit police 2morro :)
11:27
you know you this is why are you so mad what happened between us
11:30
Uwont tel me who u r so the lbpd wil tel me. If u wanna tel me who u r and stop texting maybe u wont have harassment on ur record
6/14/06
9:10
i heard you were sick... do you have the bird flu
7/10/06
10:03pm
Thats so raven
10:04
Youre fowl
10:08
You break the wind beneath my wings
10:20
I miss you i always thought that birds of a feather flock together
10:21
I’m sorry i think u have the wrong number, i just bought this phone last week....
10:23
Did you really just get this number or are you a meghling
10:25
I just got it, it was my birthday and my dad got me a phone :) sorry i didnt know someone had this number b4 me
so i called the police on her.. gave them the situation, and the kind officer decided that he was going to call her. she immediately hung up on him, so he got her info and called her again.... this time talking to her dad. He explained that for over a month at this point she has been harassing me via text message and that she could be linked to my myspace having been deleted. Dad screamed at her "you are 21 years old! this is the 5th time you've done this! one more time and you are out of my house!" She asked the cop not to identify her to me because she was afraid, and that was that. at this point in time i still had no idea it was her threatening me... so the phone calls started. arnold, al pacino, you name it and it called me.. different numbers each time. so i had enough. i found out her zip code all the way down to her father's name through the internet (amazing what you will find there) and a very large group of people were ready to beat her bloody - fuck the consequence. i was NOT going to change my number and i HAD to know who it was.
when i was with an old friend of mine i was called by the officer and mentioned to my friend what was happening.. i asked him if the number sounded familiar and he confirmed that he had been hanging out with Sin and that it was her number. He even told me that she had defouled his carpeting and had been talking shit on me so much the past month since they reconnected that he kicked her out of his house. So when she called him the day after the police incident he hung up on her. He was done with her.. i guess the whole group was really. It was just so amazing that someone had so little happening with their life that they are holding on to 3 year old drama! *cough*
jeffrey steininger *cough*
Picture courtesy of my lovely friend george.. man you are hilarious
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