LIES AND SLANDER.

[industrial_pink]

Oh hey there hypocrite!

Have fun finding your boots. That's what you get for bitching me out in the kitchen and then doing the same damn thing.

I am never making you cookies again!

Comments

[plumpumpkin]

Uhoh...Soooo let me guess he did something that he doesn't allow you to do?

[industrial_pink]

Remember when I told you he bitched at me for having Jan in the house for five seconds? He invited Luke over! So I stole his boots.

[plumpumpkin]

Way to teach him, kim. Though, really, Luke is a little less...crazy? Then Jan is...

[industrial_pink]

I disagree. Luke is a fucking psycho. He just sits back and acts like he has a stick up his butt so nobody notices it.

[pale_valentine]

Allow me to set something straight. The Monarch did not invite me over, I haven't set one foot inside the Guild proper - he was going to meet me at the Devil's Lounge.

[industrial_pink]

ITS THE PRINCIPAL.

He yelled at me.

[pale_valentine]

Principal or not, that's hardly any reason to go spouting nonsense - I get more of a notion that you felt slighted.

I've come nowhere near the Guild building, and I'm more than certain a grown man can decide to meet his company where he pleases, and to put rules in place as he deems necessary. You live there, don't you?

[industrial_pink]

I'll steal your shoes, too.

[pale_valentine]

Oh, really now?

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What in the world is it with women and shoes?
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[industrial_pink]

Really? That's so sweet. Chocolate sounds even better than sex right now. You're so adorable sometimes.

[pale_valentine]

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The spectrum and depth of your personality is duly staggering, Mr. Rummy. I'm impressed.
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[pale_valentine]

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If I could enjoy human food without becoming embarrassingly ill, I'd be happy to taste anything you prepared.

The reason for my statement was how a man who has endured so much, strives to carry themselves with poise and respect the way you do.

In so many words, Mr. Gin Rummy, you are a good man.
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