Clothes Make the Man

Jun 04, 2002 10:30

Today en route to my interview I remembered why I dress the way I do.
While dolled up in interview clothes:
  • ...it's hard to walk in heels
  • ...I feel like an idiot in a costume
  • ...I'm naked without combat boots
  • ...if confronted with the need to flee, I'll have a hard time running
  • ...and therefore I'm more succeptable to muggings (also moreso since I usually look like I don't have a cent to my name)
  • ...my feet hurt and I think my skirt is crawling up my ass
  • ...are people staring at me?
  • ...a swift kick would be much more effective when I'm wearing pants and steel-toed boots
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