Community: The Next Generation Ch. 8 Interpretive Human Dating
Title: Interpretive Human Dating
Summary: Jenna has to deal with Madison and Ella when they both go after the same guy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Community, and Dan Harmon can use all of this.
Spoiler: All of Community at this time.
A/N: Just another day at Greendale.
Who the characters are based on:
Elizabeth Gillies as Jenna King
Daniella Bobadilla as Madison Rivera
Ciara Bravo as Ella Rumpskin
Joe Jo (Justkiddingfilms) as Leonardo 'Leo' Monte Lee
Charlie Carver as Eric Peters
In Greendale Community College’s cafeteria, Madison Rivera and Ella Rumpskin are sitting together at a table. Madison is wearing a purple mini dress. Ella is wearing a The Vamps t-shirt and jeans along with her pink glasses. They are completely distracted by a guy sitting at a table by himself. He has a light brown tan and a mini goatee. He is wearing glasses and has short curly black hair. His clothes are a red sweat shirt and navy blue jeans. In his right hand is an exotic cook book and in the other hand is a barbell. He is working out his left arm while reading.
Eric Peters notices Ella and Madison as he sits down at their table besides them. He is wearing a white t-shirt and a light dirt green jacket along with his jeans. He is carrying in his hands a lunch tray containing an apple, a plate of lasagna and a soda. He looks at them for a moment and then turns his head to the table containing the guy they are both checking out.
“Girls, what are you doing?” Eric asks the two.
Madison and Ella take no interest in Eric’s question as they continue staring.
“Those muscles.” Madison said.
“That cook book.” Ella said.
“I wouldn’t mind touching that.” Madison said.
“I would so love to eat that exotic cooking.” Ella said.
Eric looks at the two confuse by their remarks. “Okay, then.” Eric said as he shrugs it off. He takes a bite out of his apple as he starts eating.
xxxxxx
In Study Room F, Jenna King and Leo Lee are at their seats around the Study Table Mark II. Jenna is wearing a black tank top and jeans. Leo is wearing a blue sweater and black pants. They are in a deep discussion together.
“I’m serious. Otto Octavius was the best Spiderman.” Jenna said.
“Two words. Miles Morales. Best Spiderman ever.” Leo said.
Their conversation ends as Madison, Ella and Eric walks into the Study Room. Ella and Madison are humming happily together while Eric is drinking a soda. They sit down in their respective seats. Jenna stares at Ella and Madison as they continue humming.
“What’s with the humming?” Jenna asks.
“They’re fantasizing about their future boyfriend.” Eric said.
“Wait, what?” Jenna asks in surprise.
“Donald Morgan.” Madison said.
“Majoring in culinary.” Ella said.
“And a six pack.” Madison said.
“Wait. Is that the guy with the curly hair?” Leo asks. Madison and Ella looks at him in disgust for not knowing Donald. “What? I’ll follow him on Twitter.” He said.
“Hold on. I understand why she wants him.” Jenna said pointing to Madison. “But why the hell do you want him?” Jenna asks Ella.
“Obviously, you never had the thought to be in a relationship with a chef.” Ella said.
“So stomach beats brain. Good to know.” Jenna said. “Also this doesn’t make sense. Aren’t you trying to be in a relationship with-” Jenna is cut off by Leo.
“Let’s just talk about this one before we talk about any others.” Leo said.
Eric continues drinking his soda. “You two do know that you’re following a classic trope of the fighting over some guy thing, right?” Eric asks Madison and Ella.
“I don’t care if this is some stupid plot device.” Madison said.
“Yeah and quit explaining things that I’m supposed to explain, Marty Sam.” Ella replies back.
“Then stop roleplaying the slut, Marty Sue.” Eric said. Ella gasps at Eric’s remark.
“Enough.” Jenna said. “Madison. Ella. Only one of you can date curly so how are you planning to do this without it turning into that episode of iCarly.” Jenna said.
“Well, I was thinking that the two of us can go on a date together and see which one he likes the most.” Madison said.
“No.” Ella said firmly. “I’ve watched the Bachelor. I know how those situations play out and unless my chest grows bigger, he’s not going to pick me.” She said.
“Wait, are you saying I’m just going to throw my body on him to get him to date me?” Madison asks offended by Ella’s remark.
“Please, every remark you made about the guy is about his body.” Ella said.
“Well excuse me if I don’t have a taste for exotic food.” Madison counters.
“Is this going to turn into a cat fight?” Eric asks as he finishes his soda.
“It already is.” Leo said.
“Please, like your kind cares-” Ella starts saying before Madison cuts her off.
“Your kind! I’ve been known to be racist but I do it by accident. From you, I know it’s attentional.” Madison said, angry. She stands up. “It’s on like Diddy Kong!” Madison shouts.
“It’s Donkey Kong, idiot.” Ella counters back. She stands up, angry.
“You don’t get the Donkey Kong.” Madison shouts.
Jenna shakes her head, annoy by them. She takes out from her bag a min fire extinguisher. She sprays Madison and Ella with the fire extinguisher. The two women start coughing as they recover from the assault. Jenna tosses the mini fire extinguisher aside.
“I’ve been waiting three weeks to use that on you guys.” Jenna said.
“Thanks for not getting any on us.” Eric said, coughing. He and Leo also got hit by the spray as they recover from the assault.
“Alright, this is how it’s going to go down. You two are both going to go on a date with him, separately. Whoever he likes goes on a second date with him. Got it.” Jenna said.
Madison and Ella stare daggers at each other as they nod.
“So, who gets to date him first?” Ella asks Jenna. Madison nods in approval.
Jenna smiles at them. “First one to ask him out in person gets to go on the first date.” Jenna said.
Madison and Ella stare at each other as they run off in opposite directions. Madison runs off from the front entrance of the Study Room while Ella runs off from the back entrance. Eric and Leo stare at Jenna as she takes out her cellphone and starts texting.
“You’re pretty evil.” Leo said.
“Yup, just like Octavius.” Jenna said smiling. “Don’t worry, I’m about to show you why they called him the Superior Spiderman.” Jenna said.
"Um, you guys do know that Peter Parker was the best..." Eric starts to say.
"NOOOOO!" Jenna and Leo shout out loud.
xxxxxx
Madison and Ella both make it side by side inside the cafeteria as they see Donald still sitting at his table. They eye each other. Madison pushes Ella aside as she starts running into the crowd of students walking with their lunch trays. Ella gets back up. She gets onto a table as she starts hopping onto the tables set up in the cafeteria. Madison gets stuck between some students while Ella gets closer to Donald.
Madison sees an apple on one of the trays that the students have. She grabs it and throws it at Ella. The apple hit Ella’s right shoulder. Ella stops at the table she is on as she turns to face Madison. Ella grabs two plates that are sitting on the table she is on. Looking at Madison, Ella throws the two plates at a crowd of students sitting at a table.
“Food Fight!” Ella shouts.
The students in the cafeteria start throwing food at each other. Ella quickly ducks down underneath the table she is on as she dodges a plate of food. Madison quickly ducks as she starts hiding underneath the nearest table to her. They look at the table that Donald was sitting at and see that he has hid underneath his table as well. Ella and Madison slowly start their crawl to Donald. Food is flying everywhere in the cafeteria. Ella and Madison both have food draping on their clothes. They finally reach Donald’s table at the exact same time. Ella looks at Madison as she shrugs.
“Fine, we’ll both do it at the same time.” Ella said.
“Would you like to go on a date with me?” They ask together.
Donald looks at them confuse by their request. “That’s nice and all but I’m not into girls.” He said. The faces of Ella and Madison turn white.
“Wait, what?” Ella and Madison shout together.
xxxxxx
Madison and Ella walk back into Study Room F. Their clothes are a mess from the food fight. They’re eyes are filled with flames as they look at Jenna sitting at her seating, smiling. Eric and Leo looks confuse by their sudden appearance.
“From the looks of it, there seems to be another food fight going on right now.” Leo said.
“Hmm. Have you ever had that feeling like your presence is causing more damage than good?” Eric asks.
“Not really.” Jenna said.
“You knew he was gay!” Madison and Ella shout at Jenna, together.
“At least it’s better than finding out he had a girlfriend.” Eric whispers to Leo. Leo nods, smiling in approval.
“How?” Madison asks.
“I knew Donald was gay because I watched him hit on my uncle Jeff at the grocery store. I’m gonna tell you, that was pretty hilarious.” Jenna said.
“So why did you make us fight?” Ella asks.
“I could give a number of reasons. Such as it makes for an interesting story, shows off my intelligence or I could say I enjoy seeing you two fighting over something stupid but I’m going to tell it to you straight. You two are acting like complete idiots! Did you two put earplugs or something when Eric explained what a relationship is? A relationship with someone isn’t to show off or for your own personal needs. It’s a give and take. No relationship should be one sided or to make a friend envious. You guys are better than that.” Jenna said.
Madison and Ella look at each other as Jenna’s Winger speech takes effect. Madison and Ella sighs.
“Sorry, I have a bad taste in guys.” Madison said to Ella.
“Sorry, I have a taste for exotic food.” Ella said to Madison. They hug it out.
“Awww.” Eric and Leo said together.
“See Leo, that’s how come Octavius was the best Spiderman. While he did foul deeds in the past, he repaid for his deeds by accepting his new role.” Jenna said to Leo.
“Still like Mile Morales more.” Leo said.
“And you just cause them to have another food fight in the cafeteria. How are you planning to repay for that?” Eric asks.
The announcement system turns on. The voice of Dean Craig Pelton can be heard in the P.A. system.
“Jenna King. Jenna King. Please report to the Dean’s office. You have some explaining to do with the food fight you just cause in the cafeteria, again.” Dean Pelton announces.
“See I’m repaying for my foul deeds.” Jenna said as she takes her bag and leaves.
The room is quiet as the group watches her leave.
“We’re still mad at you, though!” Madison yells.
“Don’t care. Proving a point to Leo.” Jenna yells back.
Eric looks at the rest of the group. “Just a question, is the food fight still going on?” He asks.
xxxxxx
End Tag
In an apartment, Eric and Leo are dress up as talk show hosts. They are sitting on stools and holding coffee mugs with nothing inside. Their attention is focus on what is in front of them, imaginary cameras.
“Eric and Leo in the Afternoon!” They sing together.
“And we’re back.” Eric said.
“Better than ever with a new line up.” Leo said.
They stop as they hear the front door of the apartment open. Annie Edison walks in. She is in shock to find them inside her apartment. Eric and Leo react in terror.
“Fire escape.” Eric said. Leo nods in agreement. They run off to the fire escape at the back of the apartment.
Annie shouts in anger, “It’s been you two that’s been breaking into our apartment the whole time!? Get back here!” She grabs a baseball bat as she starts chasing after them.
Summary: Jenna has to deal with Madison and Ella when they both go after the same guy.
Disclaimer: I don't own Community, and Dan Harmon can use all of this.
Spoiler: All of Community at this time.
A/N: Just another day at Greendale.
Who the characters are based on:
Elizabeth Gillies as Jenna King
Daniella Bobadilla as Madison Rivera
Ciara Bravo as Ella Rumpskin
Joe Jo (Justkiddingfilms) as Leonardo 'Leo' Monte Lee
Charlie Carver as Eric Peters
In Greendale Community College’s cafeteria, Madison Rivera and Ella Rumpskin are sitting together at a table. Madison is wearing a purple mini dress. Ella is wearing a The Vamps t-shirt and jeans along with her pink glasses. They are completely distracted by a guy sitting at a table by himself. He has a light brown tan and a mini goatee. He is wearing glasses and has short curly black hair. His clothes are a red sweat shirt and navy blue jeans. In his right hand is an exotic cook book and in the other hand is a barbell. He is working out his left arm while reading.
Eric Peters notices Ella and Madison as he sits down at their table besides them. He is wearing a white t-shirt and a light dirt green jacket along with his jeans. He is carrying in his hands a lunch tray containing an apple, a plate of lasagna and a soda. He looks at them for a moment and then turns his head to the table containing the guy they are both checking out.
“Girls, what are you doing?” Eric asks the two.
Madison and Ella take no interest in Eric’s question as they continue staring.
“Those muscles.” Madison said.
“That cook book.” Ella said.
“I wouldn’t mind touching that.” Madison said.
“I would so love to eat that exotic cooking.” Ella said.
Eric looks at the two confuse by their remarks. “Okay, then.” Eric said as he shrugs it off. He takes a bite out of his apple as he starts eating.
xxxxxx
In Study Room F, Jenna King and Leo Lee are at their seats around the Study Table Mark II. Jenna is wearing a black tank top and jeans. Leo is wearing a blue sweater and black pants. They are in a deep discussion together.
“I’m serious. Otto Octavius was the best Spiderman.” Jenna said.
“Two words. Miles Morales. Best Spiderman ever.” Leo said.
Their conversation ends as Madison, Ella and Eric walks into the Study Room. Ella and Madison are humming happily together while Eric is drinking a soda. They sit down in their respective seats. Jenna stares at Ella and Madison as they continue humming.
“What’s with the humming?” Jenna asks.
“They’re fantasizing about their future boyfriend.” Eric said.
“Wait, what?” Jenna asks in surprise.
“Donald Morgan.” Madison said.
“Majoring in culinary.” Ella said.
“And a six pack.” Madison said.
“Wait. Is that the guy with the curly hair?” Leo asks. Madison and Ella looks at him in disgust for not knowing Donald. “What? I’ll follow him on Twitter.” He said.
“Hold on. I understand why she wants him.” Jenna said pointing to Madison. “But why the hell do you want him?” Jenna asks Ella.
“Obviously, you never had the thought to be in a relationship with a chef.” Ella said.
“So stomach beats brain. Good to know.” Jenna said. “Also this doesn’t make sense. Aren’t you trying to be in a relationship with-” Jenna is cut off by Leo.
“Let’s just talk about this one before we talk about any others.” Leo said.
Eric continues drinking his soda. “You two do know that you’re following a classic trope of the fighting over some guy thing, right?” Eric asks Madison and Ella.
“I don’t care if this is some stupid plot device.” Madison said.
“Yeah and quit explaining things that I’m supposed to explain, Marty Sam.” Ella replies back.
“Then stop roleplaying the slut, Marty Sue.” Eric said. Ella gasps at Eric’s remark.
“Enough.” Jenna said. “Madison. Ella. Only one of you can date curly so how are you planning to do this without it turning into that episode of iCarly.” Jenna said.
“Well, I was thinking that the two of us can go on a date together and see which one he likes the most.” Madison said.
“No.” Ella said firmly. “I’ve watched the Bachelor. I know how those situations play out and unless my chest grows bigger, he’s not going to pick me.” She said.
“Wait, are you saying I’m just going to throw my body on him to get him to date me?” Madison asks offended by Ella’s remark.
“Please, every remark you made about the guy is about his body.” Ella said.
“Well excuse me if I don’t have a taste for exotic food.” Madison counters.
“Is this going to turn into a cat fight?” Eric asks as he finishes his soda.
“It already is.” Leo said.
“Please, like your kind cares-” Ella starts saying before Madison cuts her off.
“Your kind! I’ve been known to be racist but I do it by accident. From you, I know it’s attentional.” Madison said, angry. She stands up. “It’s on like Diddy Kong!” Madison shouts.
“It’s Donkey Kong, idiot.” Ella counters back. She stands up, angry.
“You don’t get the Donkey Kong.” Madison shouts.
Jenna shakes her head, annoy by them. She takes out from her bag a min fire extinguisher. She sprays Madison and Ella with the fire extinguisher. The two women start coughing as they recover from the assault. Jenna tosses the mini fire extinguisher aside.
“I’ve been waiting three weeks to use that on you guys.” Jenna said.
“Thanks for not getting any on us.” Eric said, coughing. He and Leo also got hit by the spray as they recover from the assault.
“Alright, this is how it’s going to go down. You two are both going to go on a date with him, separately. Whoever he likes goes on a second date with him. Got it.” Jenna said.
Madison and Ella stare daggers at each other as they nod.
“So, who gets to date him first?” Ella asks Jenna. Madison nods in approval.
Jenna smiles at them. “First one to ask him out in person gets to go on the first date.” Jenna said.
Madison and Ella stare at each other as they run off in opposite directions. Madison runs off from the front entrance of the Study Room while Ella runs off from the back entrance. Eric and Leo stare at Jenna as she takes out her cellphone and starts texting.
“You’re pretty evil.” Leo said.
“Yup, just like Octavius.” Jenna said smiling. “Don’t worry, I’m about to show you why they called him the Superior Spiderman.” Jenna said.
"Um, you guys do know that Peter Parker was the best..." Eric starts to say.
"NOOOOO!" Jenna and Leo shout out loud.
xxxxxx
Madison and Ella both make it side by side inside the cafeteria as they see Donald still sitting at his table. They eye each other. Madison pushes Ella aside as she starts running into the crowd of students walking with their lunch trays. Ella gets back up. She gets onto a table as she starts hopping onto the tables set up in the cafeteria. Madison gets stuck between some students while Ella gets closer to Donald.
Madison sees an apple on one of the trays that the students have. She grabs it and throws it at Ella. The apple hit Ella’s right shoulder. Ella stops at the table she is on as she turns to face Madison. Ella grabs two plates that are sitting on the table she is on. Looking at Madison, Ella throws the two plates at a crowd of students sitting at a table.
“Food Fight!” Ella shouts.
The students in the cafeteria start throwing food at each other. Ella quickly ducks down underneath the table she is on as she dodges a plate of food. Madison quickly ducks as she starts hiding underneath the nearest table to her. They look at the table that Donald was sitting at and see that he has hid underneath his table as well. Ella and Madison slowly start their crawl to Donald. Food is flying everywhere in the cafeteria. Ella and Madison both have food draping on their clothes. They finally reach Donald’s table at the exact same time. Ella looks at Madison as she shrugs.
“Fine, we’ll both do it at the same time.” Ella said.
“Would you like to go on a date with me?” They ask together.
Donald looks at them confuse by their request. “That’s nice and all but I’m not into girls.” He said. The faces of Ella and Madison turn white.
“Wait, what?” Ella and Madison shout together.
xxxxxx
Madison and Ella walk back into Study Room F. Their clothes are a mess from the food fight. They’re eyes are filled with flames as they look at Jenna sitting at her seating, smiling. Eric and Leo looks confuse by their sudden appearance.
“From the looks of it, there seems to be another food fight going on right now.” Leo said.
“Hmm. Have you ever had that feeling like your presence is causing more damage than good?” Eric asks.
“Not really.” Jenna said.
“You knew he was gay!” Madison and Ella shout at Jenna, together.
“At least it’s better than finding out he had a girlfriend.” Eric whispers to Leo. Leo nods, smiling in approval.
“How?” Madison asks.
“I knew Donald was gay because I watched him hit on my uncle Jeff at the grocery store. I’m gonna tell you, that was pretty hilarious.” Jenna said.
“So why did you make us fight?” Ella asks.
“I could give a number of reasons. Such as it makes for an interesting story, shows off my intelligence or I could say I enjoy seeing you two fighting over something stupid but I’m going to tell it to you straight. You two are acting like complete idiots! Did you two put earplugs or something when Eric explained what a relationship is? A relationship with someone isn’t to show off or for your own personal needs. It’s a give and take. No relationship should be one sided or to make a friend envious. You guys are better than that.” Jenna said.
Madison and Ella look at each other as Jenna’s Winger speech takes effect. Madison and Ella sighs.
“Sorry, I have a bad taste in guys.” Madison said to Ella.
“Sorry, I have a taste for exotic food.” Ella said to Madison. They hug it out.
“Awww.” Eric and Leo said together.
“See Leo, that’s how come Octavius was the best Spiderman. While he did foul deeds in the past, he repaid for his deeds by accepting his new role.” Jenna said to Leo.
“Still like Mile Morales more.” Leo said.
“And you just cause them to have another food fight in the cafeteria. How are you planning to repay for that?” Eric asks.
The announcement system turns on. The voice of Dean Craig Pelton can be heard in the P.A. system.
“Jenna King. Jenna King. Please report to the Dean’s office. You have some explaining to do with the food fight you just cause in the cafeteria, again.” Dean Pelton announces.
“See I’m repaying for my foul deeds.” Jenna said as she takes her bag and leaves.
The room is quiet as the group watches her leave.
“We’re still mad at you, though!” Madison yells.
“Don’t care. Proving a point to Leo.” Jenna yells back.
Eric looks at the rest of the group. “Just a question, is the food fight still going on?” He asks.
xxxxxx
End Tag
In an apartment, Eric and Leo are dress up as talk show hosts. They are sitting on stools and holding coffee mugs with nothing inside. Their attention is focus on what is in front of them, imaginary cameras.
“Eric and Leo in the Afternoon!” They sing together.
“And we’re back.” Eric said.
“Better than ever with a new line up.” Leo said.
They stop as they hear the front door of the apartment open. Annie Edison walks in. She is in shock to find them inside her apartment. Eric and Leo react in terror.
“Fire escape.” Eric said. Leo nods in agreement. They run off to the fire escape at the back of the apartment.
Annie shouts in anger, “It’s been you two that’s been breaking into our apartment the whole time!? Get back here!” She grabs a baseball bat as she starts chasing after them.